| December 31 | | | -1084- I Was Dreaming When I Drew This, So Forgive Me If It Goes Astray… |
| December 30 | | | -1083- I’m Hungry Now. :( |
| December 29 | | | -1082- Special Limited Edition “Collector’s Edition” Edition. (edition!) |
| December 28 | | | -1081- What Was Yesterday’s Again? |
| December 27 | | | -1080- MERRY PATHOS WEEK WRAP-UP! (I LIKE BEARS!) |
| December 26 | | | -1079- Merry Pathos Week! (HAPPY-ISH BOXING DAY?) |
| December 25 | | | -1078- MERRY PATHOS WEEK DAY! (Gift Of The Magi pt. 1) |
| December 24 | | | -1077- Merry Pathos Week-EVE! (Guest-Starring Bacon & Waffles!) |
| December 23 | | | -1076- Merry Pathos Week! (The Narrator is mean.) :( |
| December 22 | | | -1075- MERRY PATHOS WEEK! (Snowmen Sometimes Make Crappy Fashion Choices) |
| December 21 | | | -1074- MERRY PATHOS WEEK! (Ho Ho Oh No…) |
| December 20 | | | -1073- He’s Just REALLY Glad He’s Back! (In Quickie-Minimalist-O-Rama!) |
| December 19 | | | -1072- Don’t Even Bother Explaining Him The iPod Touch… Might Get Messy… |
| December 18 | | | -1071- He’ll Be The Next Big Thing! |
| December 17 | | | -1070- When You Put It That Way… |
| December 16 | | | -1069- Poor, Sad, Drunk Cartoon. :( |
| December 15 | | | -1068- WE’RE DRUNK! |
| December 14 | | | -1067- I Dont’ Even Know If It Was Crappy… But I Have A Hunch… |
| December 13 | | | -1066- It’s The Only Reason I Started Watching… |
| December 12 | | | -1065- BACON & WAFFLES ARE GOODLY AWESOME! (special thanks to “freak”) |
| December 11 | | | -1064- BACON & WAFFLES: NAKED |
| December 10 | | | -1063- more minimalist and tired than usual: BACON & WAFFLES: THE REPRISE! (for my pal, mike) |
| December 9 | | | -1062- really tiredererest… |
| December 8 | | | -1061- really tireder… |
| December 7 | | | -1060- really tired… |
| December 6 | | | -1059- He Definitely Doesn’t Have Tinitus… |
| December 5 | | | -1058- Maybe He Has Tinitus? |
| December 4 | | | -1057- AN EXCERPT FROM “HPT PRESENTS: 1002 CIRCADIAN RHYTHM JOKES!” |
| December 3 | | | -1056- SNOWED-IN! |
| December 2 | | | -1055- AN EXCERPT FROM “HPT PRESENTS: 1001 COLECOVISION JOKES!” |
| December 1 | | | -1054- AN EXCERPT FROM “HPT PRESENTS: 1001 CIRCADIAN RHYTHM JOKES!” |
| November 30 | | | -1053- more minimalist than usual, part 8, the bacon & waffles epilogue! |
| November 29 | | | -1052- more minimalist than usual, part 7 starring: bacon & waffles! (conclusion?) |
| November 28 | | | -1051- more minimalist than usual, part 6 starring: bacon & waffles! |
| November 27 | | | -1050- more minimalist than usual, part 5 starring: bacon & waffles! |
| November 26 | | | -1049- more minimalist than usual, part 4 starring: bacon & waffles! |
| November 25 | | | -1048- more minimalist than usual, part 3 starring: bacon & waffles! |
| November 24 | | | -1047- more minimalist than usual, part 2 starring: bacon & waffles! |
| November 23 | | | -1046- more minimalist than usual, part 1 starring: bacon & waffles! |
| November 22 | | | -1045- That’s One Nutty Bird! |
| November 21 | | | -1044- Hey, I Like “Higher Ground”, Too… But Come On Now… |
| November 20 | | | -1043- Yesterday’s Cartoon Just Got A Spin-Off! Yay! |
| November 19 | | | -1042- HPT: The Instructional Course! |
| November 18 | | | -1041- He’s Scaring The Clip-Art Parrot. :( or PART THREE OF OUR “NO VACATION” SAGA! |
| November 17 | | | -1040- Still No Vacation… |
| November 16 | | | -1039- I Thought I Could Get A Vacation Out Of This. :( |
| November 15 | | | -1038- He Really Needs To Stop Doing That! or Obligatory Celeb/Trainwreck-Du-Jour Cartoon! |
| November 14 | | | -1037- My Dog & Cat Are Wacky That Way! |
| November 13 | | | -1036- ANOTHER STUPID CARTOON ABOUT THE SHOE… Or “Three Panels Too Many!” |
| November 12 | | | -1035- PUN-SOCKS, TOO! |
| November 11 | | | -1034- PUN-SOCKS! |
| November 10 | | | -1033- Sneak Preview… Or Something. |
| November 9 | | | -1032- Chronicles of Sicknia! Volume Two: Bleh |
| November 8 | | | -1031- Chronicles of Sicknia! Volume One: Meh |
| November 7 | | | -1030- I’m Kidding… Smallville NEVER Had Writers. |
| November 6 | | | -1029- 011011000110111101101100011101110111010001100110 |
| November 5 | | | -1028- “Tummy-Ache City, Here I Come!” |
| November 4 | | | -1027- DON’T FORGET! |
| November 3 | | | -1026- NOT LATE! BUT THE JOKE IS… |
| November 2 | | | -1025- LATE! PART TWO… BUT THE RESULTS ARE IN! |
| November 1 | | | -1024- LATE! |
| October 31 | | | -1023- EXTRA-SPECIAL CARTOON FOR OCTOBER 31ST! |
| October 30 | | | -1022- Let’s Hope They Can Come To An Agreement… |
| October 29 | | | -1021- I Just Like Drawing Penguins, Okay? |
| October 28 | | | -1020- BONUS PATHOS – SAD WITTLE ZOMBIE! |
| October 27 | | | -1019- EVEN MORE PULLING A RADIOHEAD! |
| October 26 | | | -1018- Mr. Larva-Body-With-Fake-Bunny-Ears Starring In… “Pulling A Radiohead!” |
| October 25 | | | -1017- HATH PATHOS WEEK EXTENDED? – *PRODUCE* |
| October 24 | | | -1016- HATH PATHOS WEEK ENDED? – *NUTS* |
| October 23 | | | -1015- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *LAWLS* aka GIRL, WE COULDNT GET MUCH BETTER! |
| October 22 | | | -1014- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *FOOD* |
| October 21 | | | -1013- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *FUEL* |
| October 20 | | | -1012- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *SHARPIE* |
| October 19 | | | -1011- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *SNOW* |
| October 18 | | | -1010- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *PURPLE* |
| October 17 | | | -1009- A Dorky One At That! — This One Goes Out To Boomdot. |
| October 16 | | | -1008- True Story, Part Twenty-Seven: New Yorker Cartoon Number Two! |
| October 15 | | | -1007- The Crocodile-Man Is Silly, Too! |
| October 14 | | | -1006- L-L-Laffo! |
| October 13 | | | -1005- It’s So Robot-Sad. :( |
| October 12 | | | -1004- CLOUDS CAN MAKE EVERYONE BLUE! |
| October 11 | | | -1003- EVEN I DON’T GET THIS ONE… |
| October 10 | | | -1002- “Record Industry Hilarity” OR “This Will Sooo Happen.” :( |
| October 9 | | | -1001- I Got Dibs On The Term HDPB! |
| October 8 | | | -1000- It’d Have To Be A Crappy Pun, Wouldn’t It? |
| October 7 | | | -999- He Got Confused By The Number… :( |
| October 6 | | | -998- I Waited 14 Years For That Joke… |
| October 5 | | | -997- And Thus The Airline Industry Profits! |
| October 4 | | | -996- Or Maybe “Glo Worms”, Or “Pound Puppies”, Or Even “Popples”? |
| October 3 | | | -995- I Wondered what Happened To That Kid… |
| October 2 | | | -994- Fourth-Wall Pwning! |
| October 1 | | | -993- 100% True Videogame Confessions: I Have No Shame! |
| September 30 | | | -992- But He’s Got A Nice Hat! |
| September 29 | | | -991- He’s Was Hungry. :( |
| September 28 | | | -990- Another DCU Villains Review Of Smallville. |
| September 27 | | | -989- Too Easy… But Still True. |
| September 26 | | | -988- This One’s Topical… And Its Got Apes & Snakes! |
| September 25 | | | -987- I Really Like House. |
| September 24 | | | -986- A Scoop About The New Season Of Heroes… Okay, Not Really. |
| September 23 | | | -985- THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF ‘THE TOUCAN & BEAR TRILOGY’. |
| September 22 | | | -984- Another Cartoon About A Different Bear And A Different Toucan… I Think… |
| September 21 | | | -983- Original Cereal Mascots Are Awesome. |
| September 20 | | | -982- FUN! FUN! FUN! |
| September 19 | | | -981-Kowie The Cow Always Gets In All Sorts Of Fourth Wall / Self-Referential Trouble. |
| September 18 | | | -980- And With That… A New Era Was Ushered In.. |
| September 17 | | | -979- Previous To Being A Substitute Teacher, He Was An Ice Cream Man. |
| September 16 | | | -978- Sigh… Doggy Had To Go There, Didn’t He? |
| September 15 | | | -977- Blaaaaaaaaaargh! |
| September 14 | | | -976- Crocky, The Emotive Alligator In “Drama Time!” |
| September 13 | | | -975- Woolfie Wolf and Berrie Bear! Coming This Fall To HPT! |
| September 12 | | | -974- Aliens Love Crappy Puns… And Violence. |
| September 11 | | | -973- Mr. Larva-Body-With-Fake-Bunny-Ears Starring In…”The Ugly Hat!” |
| September 10 | | | -972- I Think There’s A Poem About This… |
| September 9 | | | -971- The Dog Is Right… |
| September 8 | | | -970- Those Guys Are Going To Need A Serious Talking… |
| September 7 | | | -969- I Really Need To Get That Fixed. :( |
| September 6 | | | -968- I Heard Lou Wants To Put A Fence Around Mars… |
| September 5 | | | -967- Tentacles, Popcorn, and Stuff. |
| September 4 | | | -966- Number Of The Barnyard Beast? |
| September 3 | | | -965- How Sketchy… |
| September 2 | | | -964- What Is That Pig-Cow Still Doing Here??? |
| September 1 | | | -963- Mr. Piggy Tried, And That’s What Matters… |
| August 31 | | | -962- No… It’s “Aaaaaaaye!” |
| August 30 | | | -961- Good Question, Mr. Penguin. Good Question. |
| August 29 | | | -960- I agree! |
| August 28 | | | -959- The Return of The Captions: Part One: Give Them Puppets A Hand. |
| August 27 | | | -958- He’s Not Too Shabby From The Waist Down, Tho… |
| August 26 | | | -957- the punchlines are lost. a drama in 2 acts — act 2: zomg like you never zomg before! |
| August 25 | | | -956- the punchlines are lost. a drama in 2 acts — act 1: zomg! |
| August 24 | | | -955- No More Unitards Or Bunnysuits Or Jenth Degree. :( |
| August 23 | | | -954- heavy eyes – a drama in two acts – act 2 |
| August 22 | | | -953- heavy eyes – a drama in two acts – act 1 |
| August 21 | | | -952- Whooops! |
| August 20 | | | -951- Well, At Least He Didn’t Miss It! |
| August 19 | | | -950- He’s No Wolfboy. |
| August 18 | | | -949- Best. Dad. Ever. |
| August 17 | | | -948- Nostradamus Had His’ Quatrains, I Got My Daily Strip… |
| August 16 | | | -947- The Second Coming of Pathos Week? Chapter One: Where Did It Go? |
| August 15 | | | -946- Title Which May Or May Not Have An Additional Joke. |
| August 14 | | | -945- Well Said, Sir. Well Said. |
| August 13 | | | -944- And It’d Love Lasagna If It Was Still Breathing. :( |
| August 12 | | | -943- CLASSIC HPT! FROM 1960! IN COLOUR! |
| August 11 | | | -942- Don’t Blame Me, Blame The Chalk… And The Soda… |
| August 10 | | | -941- I <3 Jen Johnson… And Not Much Else In BB8. |
| August 9 | | | -940- Succubus Hilarity! (aka could be another PATHOS WEEK strip, but who’s counting?) |
| August 8 | | | -939- ARE YOU SICK OF PATHOS WEEK YET?: part ten – One Sickly Bear. |
| August 7 | | | -938- PATHOS WEEK (B-SIDE): part nine – One Confusing Strip. |
| August 6 | | | -937- PATHOS WEEK (THE EXTENDED SINGLE): part eight – One Hurt Reptile. |
| August 5 | | | -936- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part seven – One Troubled… Uh… Whatever The Hell That Is… |
| August 4 | | | -935- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part six – One Angry Trunk. |
| August 3 | | | -934- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part five – One Confused Snack. |
| August 2 | | | -933- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part four – One Awkward Penguin. |
| August 1 | | | -932- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part three – One Grumpy Bear |
| July 31 | | | -931- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part two – One Mean Hallucination. |
| July 30 | | | -930- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part one – One Sad Monkey. |
| July 29 | | | -929- Mommy, I Wanna See The Undead Birdies… They Walk Funny! |
| July 28 | | | -928- That Gang Of Strip Ruffians Scares Me. :( |
| July 27 | | | -927- I Hate It When The Earth Gets Drunk. |
| July 26 | | | -926- This Can Apply To ANY week, really. :( |
| July 25 | | | -925- Penguin doesn’t understand all these fancy people-words. |
| July 24 | | | -924- It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part seven |
| July 23 | | | -923- It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part six |
| July 22 | | | -922- It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part five |
| July 21 | | | -921- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part four |
| July 20 | | | -920- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part three |
| July 19 | | | -919- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part two |
| July 18 | | | -918- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part one |
| July 17 | | | -917- Chad Is Baggy! |
| July 16 | | | -916- I’m Still Kinda Sick… And Still Not THAT Sick. |
| July 15 | | | -915- What Happened To Him? Where Did He Go? |
| July 14 | | | -914- Housing In The HPT-Verse Is (STILL) Really Crappy! |
| July 13 | | | -913- i’m sick… just not that sick. a little less sick. yes, i like lowercase. |
| July 12 | | | -912- IT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD, OKAY? |
| July 11 | | | -911- FUN WITH FAKE (SHHH!) PAINT! |
| July 10 | | | -910- Tool Math Joke #31853211 |
| July 9 | | | -909- And That’s Coming From An Endangered Polar Bear, Folk! |
| July 8 | | | -908- DOT DOT DOT DASH DASH DASH DOT DOT DOT EL OH EL |
| July 7 | | | -907- The Earth Is Confused! |
| July 6 | | | -906- He Was Sitting In An Awkard Position. |
| July 5 | | | -905- The Duck Is Trying… Give Him That Much. |
| July 4 | | | -904- Poor Mr. Hookhands. :( |
| July 3 | | | -903- Makes More Sense… |
| July 2 | | | -902- Makes Sense To Me… |
| July 1 | | | -901- HE RUINED CANADA DAY. :( |
| June 30 | | | -900- Obligatory iPhone Gag. |
| June 29 | | | -899- Oh Nos! Maybe He Got West Nile? :( |
| June 28 | | | -898- The 360 And The 9818783… In Fairness, He Was Really Snarky. |
| June 27 | | | -897- POP-QUIZ |
| June 26 | | | -896- I HAVE DAYS LIKE THIS! STUPID SCIENCE! |
| June 25 | | | -895- And It Hurts Times Infinity. |
| June 24 | | | -894- Still More Accurate Than Those Electronic Voting Machines. |
| June 23 | | | -893- I’m Cold. |
| June 22 | | | -892- Really Tough To Find A Tenant For That Strip. |
| June 21 | | | -891- IT’S BEEN A GOODYEAR FOR BAD PUNS. |
| June 20 | | | -890- Worst Anti-Drug Shape-Spokeman Ever. |
| June 19 | | | -889- Introducing: Enzo, The End Times Clown! |
| June 18 | | | -888- I’ll Use A NSFW Tag If That’s The Case. |
| June 17 | | | -887- Awww… Poor Flat-Looking, Angular Lizard. |
| June 16 | | | -886- Fantastic Four Movies: 0, Violated Childhood: 21897398797 |
| June 15 | | | -885- I Want A Wig Like That… |
| June 14 | | | -884- I’m Not Even Sure How This Happened, But I’m On it! |
| June 13 | | | -883- I Agree! Really Not-So-Good… |
| June 12 | | | -882- I Lied! Here Are The Spoilers! |
| June 11 | | | -881- WARNING CONTAINS SOPRANOS SPOILERS… I THINK… |
| June 10 | | | -880- See, Eli Roth Isn’t Such A Bad Guy… |
| June 9 | | | -879- Judge Michael T. Sauer Ordered Me To Change This Cartoon. I Agreed. :) |
| June 8 | | | -878- This Could Easily Be A ‘Pathos Week’ Entry… |
| June 7 | | | -877- I Just Like Drawing Socks, Okay? Don’t Judge Me! |
| June 6 | | | -876- BRAP ON! |
| June 5 | | | -875- The Return Of Wolfboy! (see #722, 663, 641 for more details!) |
| June 4 | | | -874- Having Migraines = Strips About Migraines! |
| June 3 | | | -873- I Wish Next Week’s Soprano’s Finale Will Be As Cool As This… |
| June 2 | | | -872- He Clearly Needs A Hat. I Like Hats. |
| June 1 | | | -871- Number Two = Crappy Puns? |
| May 31 | | | -870- I Got A Craving For Some Pizza Now. :( |
| May 30 | | | -869- A Penguin And A Polar Bear Talk About The New Pirate Movie! (IN RETRO-HPT-A-VISION) |
| May 29 | | | -868- PRETENTIOUS NON-JOKE (AND THAT IN ITSELF IS THE JOKE) CARTOON NUMBER 242! |
| May 28 | | | -867- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER EIGHT- HE REFUSED TO TAKE THE DNA TEST. |
| May 27 | | | -866- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER SEVEN- WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO BIRDIE, THE EARLY BIRD. |
| May 26 | | | -865- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER SIX – FRYGATE |
| May 25 | | | -864- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER FIVE – GRIMACE VS UNCLE O’ GRIMACEY! |
| May 24 | | | -863- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER FOUR – Grimace Gets Owned By Orson Welles. |
| May 23 | | | -862- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER THREE – GRIMACE TAKES OUT HIS JUNK. |
| May 22 | | | -861- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER TWO – GRIMACE FRAMES HAMBURGLAR AND THE WARRIORS! |
| May 21 | | | -860- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER ONE – GRIMACE TRIES STAND-UP |
| May 20 | | | -859- It’d Be Like The ‘Empire’ Or “Godfather 2″ Of The Series! |
| May 19 | | | -858- This Kinda Happened, But Not Really, But Kinda Yea. |
| May 18 | | | -857- PONGSICLES TASTE BLIPPY. |
| May 17 | | | -856- Sometimes I Even Confuse Myself. |
| May 16 | | | -855- Can’t Argue With Cute! |
| May 15 | | | -854- I need To Go To The Moon Too… |
| May 14 | | | -853- I Think That’s A Good Compromise… |
| May 13 | | | -852- Answer: Broken Keyboard. |
| May 12 | | | -851- THEY’RE THE WORST KIND OF ATTENTION-WHOOORES! |
| May 11 | | | -850- I Was Shocked, Too. |
| May 10 | | | -849- In Retrospect, Flames On Optimus Doesn’t Seem Too Bad… |
| May 9 | | | -848- Roger’s Not So Jolly… |
| May 8 | | | -847- I Blame Internet Forums And Wikipedia. Yup. |
| May 7 | | | -846- Bvrghjahhkghkzxxx Bvrghjahhkghkzxxx Bo-Vrghjahhkghkzxxx! |
| May 6 | | | -845- It Had Bears In It. :( |
| May 5 | | | -844- GENRE JOKES? ‘NUFF SAID, TRUE BELIEVER! |
| May 4 | | | *843* Uhm PART TWO (SPECIAL TWO PART SANTIAGO! GUEST-STRIP!) |
| May 3 | | | *842* Uhm PART ONE (SPECIAL TWO PART SANTIAGO! GUEST-STRIP!) |
| May 2 | | | -841- MORE ANNOYING THAN DIFFICULT, ACTUALLY. IT’S LIKE FINGERPAINTING… BUT LESS ANALOGUE-Y! |
| May 1 | | | -840- I LIKE DUCKS, OKAY? THAT’S ALL THERE IS TOO IT. DON’T JUDGE. (pssst… they paid me.) |
| April 30 | | | -839- EVEN WHEN I TYPE I CAN’T READ MY HANDWRITING. WHAT? |
| April 29 | | | -838- TV IS INDECENT! |
| April 28 | | | -837- Must FOX Cancel Every Show That I Love? |
| April 27 | | | -836- TWO DC VILLAINS REVIEW SMALLVILLE (IT WAS EITHER THAT OR PENGUINS AND BEARS) |
| April 26 | | | -835- A MINIMALIST STRIP CONTAINING SOME SPOILERS |
| April 25 | | | -834- You Can Never Go Wrong With Endtimes! |
| April 24 | | | -833- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART CEVIN – TRUE STORY, PART TWENTY-SIX WITH FRIES. |
| April 23 | | | -832- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART 666 – OMG POT JOKE NOT ON 420 WTF?!? |
| April 22 | | | -831- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART 5.JUAN – THIS ONE’S BAAAAAAAAAD |
| April 21 | | | -830- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART QUADROPHONIC SOUND – SCREWIN’ WOULDA BEEN TOO EASY! |
| April 20 | | | -829- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART TRIANGLE – DOGS AND CATS PLAYING POOL!!! |
| April 19 | | | -828- CARTOONUS-INTERRUPTUS |
| April 18 | | | -827- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART DOS – A PENGUIN WALKS INTO AN OPEN-MIC… |
| April 17 | | | -826- El HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART UNO – THIS ONE IS GUILTY OF BEING AWFUL! |
| April 16 | | | -825- I Need To Fix Those Borders… |
| April 15 | | | -824- Biggest Upset Since ‘The English Patient’ Won Over ‘Fargo’! |
| April 14 | | | -823- Misanthrope Mirth! |
| April 13 | | | -822- Hey Kids, It’s Time For Post-Modern Apocalyptic Funnies! |
| April 12 | | | -821- Not Only Does He Need A Dictionary, But He Also Needs To Learn That Emos Are Possessed, NOT Goths. |
| April 11 | | | -820- Quincy MD And Sherlock Holmes Have Nothing On Him Either! (See #756) |
| April 10 | | | -819- Fast-Food Film Noir With A Canadian Slant! |
| April 9 | | | -818- HAPPY PILLOW DAY! |
| April 8 | | | -817- HAPPY EASTER! |
| April 7 | | | -816- Including Some Yet To Be Discovered By Science! |
| April 6 | | | -815- And It’s So Perfectly Vague It Can Apply To Many Things And/Or Leanings! |
| April 5 | | | -814- Well, Now That That’s Settled… |
| April 4 | | | -813- There’s Nothing To Get… I Like Grapejuice. |
| April 3 | | | -812- My Soup Tastes Like Metal! |
| April 2 | | | -811- Friggin’ Clowns! |
| April 1 | | | -810- I DRANK TOO MUCH SODA AND NOW I FEEL ICKY. |
| March 31 | | | -809- It’s Just A Location Problem. That’s All. |
| March 30 | | | -808- Rhymes With A Lot Of Stuff… |
| March 29 | | | -807- Rhymes With Cat Schmidt Lazy! |
| March 28 | | | -806- Migranes = Hilarity! Or Not… |
| March 27 | | | -805- But He Sure Was Great In A Stir-Fry! (special thanks to cartoon #767!) |
| March 26 | | | -804- Eggy, Leo, & Captain Brownbeard Can Finally Pass As Pirates Now! |
| March 25 | | | -803- True Story, Part Twenty-Five: The Premiums Are Grizzly! |
| March 24 | | | -802- Pine Trees Get Sad Too! |
| March 23 | | | -801- But It Is Friday… |
| March 22 | | | -800- I Gotta Find A Way To Remove Those Post-Its. : \ |
| March 21 | | | -799- Wait… What? But.. Huh? Uh…? |
| March 20 | | | -798- I’m Hungry. :( |
| March 19 | | | -797- I Like Guacamole! |
| March 18 | | | -796- I’m At WPRK In… Wait, That’s Not Right… |
| March 17 | | | -795- Happy Saint Patrick’s Day… I Think… |
| March 16 | | | -794- That Snowman’s A Bastard! |
| March 15 | | | -793- He Really Likes Shoes. |
| March 14 | | | -792- The Opening “Diner” Cutscene Is Breathtaking! |
| March 13 | | | -791- I Take Full Responsibility For This Horrible Rhyme. |
| March 12 | | | -790- Nine People On Amazon.com Would Agree! |
| March 11 | | | -789- DST… Not As Harmless As It Seems! |
| March 10 | | | -788- Can’t NH2CHRCOOH This! |
| March 9 | | | -787- CLEAN MONITORS ARE RESISTANCE! |
| March 8 | | | -786- Special Thanks To JK For This Breaking News Scoop! |
| March 7 | | | -785- They’ll Be Other Strips. :( |
| March 6 | | | -784- MORE PENGUINS BECAUSE I LIKE PENGUINS! |
| March 5 | | | -783- An Epson LX-810 To Be Exact! |
| March 4 | | | -782- Cheap Shot? Yes. But I Have A Headache… And She’s Still Being Stupid. |
| March 3 | | | -781- Oh… So That Explains It! |
| March 2 | | | -780- This Never Happens On Nip/Tuck… |
| March 1 | | | -779- I Don’t Think I Even Get it… |
| February 28 | | | -778- James Cameron Finds… Stuff. |
| February 27 | | | -777- Worst Dad Ever… Or… Worst Son Ever… |
| February 26 | | | -776- This One’s Only Funny To Purist-Nerds/Comicbook Geeks. |
| February 25 | | | -775- He’s Definitely Not Watching The Oscars… |
| February 24 | | | -774- I Really Doubt He’s A Muppet… |
| February 23 | | | -773- DON’T BE A TACO! BE A PENGUIN! |
| February 22 | | | -772- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY SEVEN: HORRIBLEST PUN EVER… BUT HE’S GOT A HEART OF SILVER… |
| February 21 | | | -771- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY SIX: PIRATES CAN MAKE HORRIBLE PUNS, TOO! |
| February 20 | | | -770- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY FIVE: HEEEEEEY, CAN YOU STOP… MAKING THESE CRAPPY PUNS? |
| February 19 | | | -769- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY FOUR: GRIN AND BEAR IT! (TRUE STORY!) |
| February 18 | | | -768- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY THREE: HANGMAN’S MOOSE. |
| February 17 | | | -767- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY TWO: ALBUM LEAKS! SPECIAL THANKS TO TRANK. |
| February 16 | | | -766- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY ONE: I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOG! |
| February 15 | | | -765- Spring Can’t Come Soon Enough! |
| February 14 | | | -764- Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s An Awful Pun Because You’re All So Special To Me! <3 |
| February 13 | | | -763- The Random History Of Music, Part Seven: Semi-Autobiographical. :( |
| February 12 | | | -762- The Random History Of Music, Part Six: Stuff Happened After “Roxanne”? |
| February 11 | | | -761- The Random History Of Music, Part Five: He’s Being Harsh, Sting’s Great… Up Until The 1990s. |
| February 10 | | | -760- The Random History Of Music, Part Four: Rock Me, I’m A Zombie? |
| February 9 | | | -759- The Random History Of Music, Part Three: He’s A Robot. No Suprises There. |
| February 8 | | | -758- The Random History Of Music, Part Two: I Thought It Was Yoko’s Fault… |
| February 7 | | | -757- The Random History Of Music, Part One: Le Rock Du Shock! |
| February 6 | | | -756- Trapper John And Hawkeye Have Nothing On This Guy! |
| February 5 | | | -754- Fletch Theme > Axel F… Discuss! |
| February 4 | | | -753- PATHOS WEEK II (Special Bonus Day): Shipping Delays Are 95% Responsible For Depression. |
| February 3 | | | -753- PATHOS WEEK II (Special Bonus Day): Shipping Delays Are 95% Responsible For Depression. |
| February 2 | | | -752- PATHOS WEEK II: Happy(?) Groundhog’s Day! :( |
| February 1 | | | -751- PATHOS WEEK II: Wow, The Moon Kinda Sucks. |
| January 31 | | | -750- PATHOS WEEK II: I Like Drawing Penguins. I Also Like Drawing Polar Bears. |
| January 30 | | | -749- PATHOS WEEK II: Weirdest. Fad. Ever. OMG SRSLY!1111 |
| January 29 | | | -748- PATHOS WEEK II: Poor Bear. :( |
| January 28 | | | -747- PATHOS WEEK II: Banana Mouth Is Going To Be Okay! |
| January 27 | | | -746- PATHOS WEEK II: He Spent 600 Bucks For Nothing. :( |
| January 26 | | | -745- The Hippopotamus Trilogy Spinoff: I Was A Fan Of Unicorns Until Today. :( |
| January 25 | | | -744- Part Three Of The Hippopotamus Trilogy! |
| January 24 | | | -743- Hippopotamus Has So Much Fun Yesterday That He’s Doing Another Strip TODAY! |
| January 23 | | | -742- Hippopotamus Is A Fun Word. So Is “Horse-River”. |
| January 22 | | | -741- You Never See This On The Jack Bauer Power Hour… But He’s Bound To Go At Least Once A Season. |
| January 21 | | | -740- They Also Made A Portable Radio Cry! :( |
| January 20 | | | -739- OMG! I Have Those Same Kinda Hallucinations Too! |
| January 19 | | | -738- Questions About Lohan: Volume One |
| January 18 | | | -737- I Have So Many Of Those. |
| January 17 | | | -736- Snowi Just Doesn’t Respect Me Anymore. :( |
| January 16 | | | -735- I Used To Have Neighbors Like This… I Wish I Knew They Were Cosmic Space Entities. |
| January 15 | | | -734- He Really Needs To Get A New Job… |
| January 14 | | | -733- I Think I Heard About This On ‘Coast-To-Coast’! |
| January 13 | | | -732- He’s Not That Creepy. :( |
| January 12 | | | -731- Took Me That Long To Come Up With That Gag? Wow. |
| January 11 | | | -730- Minimalist Speech Balloon Theatre! |
| January 10 | | | -729- The Day That Muttley Didn’t Laugh… |
| January 9 | | | -728- He Means Well… Wait, He Doesn’t. |
| January 8 | | | -727- Don’t Ask Me What Happens Next… I’m Just As Puzzled As You Are. :\ |
| January 7 | | | -726- Well, Now That That’s All Cleared Up… |
| January 6 | | | -725- dRuNk wEeK dAy SEVEN – THIS IS ONE POSSIBLE THEORY! |
| January 5 | | | -724- DrUnK WeEk DaY SIX – He’s Got A Label On His Junk! |
| January 4 | | | -723- dRuNk wEeK dAy FIVE – DINOSAURS LIKE RUM, TOO! |
| January 3 | | | -722- DrUnK WeEk DaY FOUR – He Kinda Got Drunk… |
| January 2 | | | *721* dRuNk wEeK dAy THREE – Santiago Hits Another One Out Of The Park! |
| January 1 | | | -720- DrUnK WeEk DaY TWO – I Know People Like This. :( |