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2012

February 20|Hecch: 003 – One Year Ago (Part 3): It’s My Party And I’ll Experience Indescribable Pain If I Don’t Want To
January 13|Hecch: 002 – One Year Ago (Part 2): He Needs a New Accountant and a New Angsty Genre

2011

December 21|Hecch: 001 – One Year Ago: Melty Faces and Dark Places
December 20|-1641- X-Mas Week 2011: I Had High Hopes For Them, But Who Am I kidding?
December 19|-1640- X-MAS WEEK 2011: ADDITIONAL DANGERS OF GENETICALLY MODIFIED FOODS…
November 14|dalek with culottes and batgirl
September 28|-1639- HIS HEAD IS ON FRIGGIN’ FIRE!
September 20|Batman Wearing Purple Culottes and Eating a Poutine
August 17|-1638- Everyone Keeps Cool In Their Own Way!
June 21|-1637- Worst. Curse. Ever.
March 8|-1636- AMAZEBALLS! is the new WINNING!
March 6|-1635- Winnie! Tigger-Blood!
February 15|-1634- DOGS AND PENGUINS FIGHTING OMG!
February 14|-1633- Happy Valentine’s Day! (aka Scissor Deja Vu)

2010

December 26|-1632- CHRISTMAS WEEK 2010 – BOXING DAY
December 25|-1631- CHRISTMAS WEEK 2010 – CHRISTMAS SALAMANDERS?!?
December 24|-1630- CHRISTMAS WEEK 2010 – SANTA!
December 23|-1629- CHRISTMAS WEEK 2010 – HOLIDAY BLUES! (WINTER PATHOS NINE?)
December 22|-1628- CHRISTMAS WEEK 2010 – WANT!
December 21|-1627- CHRISTMAS WEEK 2010 – SEASON GREETINGS! (WINTER PATHOS EIGHT?)
December 20|-1626- CHRISTMAS WEEK 2010 – HOLIDAY CHEER!
December 16|-1625- Winter Pathos Week 2010! Part Seven: Blood and Tears and Stick Hands of Despair™
December 15|-1624- Winter Pathos Week 2010! Part Six: Smelling Like Cold Hotdog Water With None of the Perks
December 14|-1623- Winter Pathos Week 2010! Part Five: He Soon Received Freezer-Burn And Was Later Thrown Away…
December 13|-1622- Winter Pathos Week 2010! Part Four: Not Everyone Likes The Odd Warm Day in Winter…
December 12|-1621- Winter Pathos Week 2010! Part Three: Now the Nutrients in the carrot are lost. :(
December 11|-1620- Winter Pathos Week 2010! Part Two: Riding That Snowman Train
December 10|-1619- Winter Pathos Week 2010! Part One: Requiem for a Snowman
November 3|-1618- Did You Have A Good Halloween? Mr. Pumpkinfacehead Didn’t… (aka Danzig Has A Kitty)
October 28|-1617- Cue The Marius Constant Theme…
October 25|-1616- Because this strip always needs more hipsters in it…
October 24|THE LOST HPT STRIPS! #506 “This Strip Needs More Shemp!”
October 5|-1615- The Social Network Soundtrack (I really like that limited profile gag)
August 13|-1614- They really need to hide the scissors at this point…
July 13|-1613- RIP Harvey Pekar
July 8|-1612- Even Still Too Hot To Be Funny… Featuring a Snowman, Kinda!
July 7|-1611- Still Too Hot To Be Funny… Featuring a Snowman!
July 6|-1610- But It Was Too Hot To Be Funny And The Strip Melted… :(
June 26|-1609- The Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore (Now With Marmosets!) — Moo-Rrissey: part 3
June 25|-1608- I’M GOING TO MILK THIS ONE FOR AS LONG AS I CAN — Moo-Rrissey: part 2
June 24|-1607- He Is The Son, And The Heir of a Farmer That Is Lactose Intolerant — Moo-Rrissey: part 1
June 13|-1606- Those World Cup Bees Discuss Karate Kid, Soccer, and Ratios!
June 11|-1605- Vuvuzelas! Bees! South Africa! World Cup! OMG!
June 9|-1604- Catman & Deadshot Can Haz Milkshakes!
June 8|-1603- I Blame The Hell-Goats!
June 7|-1602- The Epheminant Elephamant
June 6|-1601- Current Events with a Lizard and a Bear!
June 5|-1600- EXCITING NEW DIRECTON! (WITH MAGICAL BATS!)
June 2|-1599- Fandom Is A Burning Ring
June 1|-1598- New Band, Same Dumb Fans…
May 31|-1597- GO! HAB FANS! GO!
May 30|-1596- SUPER-SIZED LOST SPECTACULAR… that’s kinda lost on you if you never watched LOST…
May 29|-1595- Are Cannons Non-Canon?
May 28|-1594- More Than Meets The Eye… Or Your Junk. (Featuring Those Watchmen Wang Guys!)
May 27|-1593- I couldn’t think of a clever way to use the “spork”. :(
May 26|-1592- True Story, Part 30: Betty Cooper is a catty bitch.
March 16|-1591- Promoting Your Friends’ Band Department aka Atherton and P-Brain are The Leathers
February 21|-1590- I Guess He Still Didn’t Learn About Scissor Safety…
February 14|-1589- Happy Valentine’s Day and Hide The Scissors!

2009

October 28|-1588- Halloween Make-Believe!
October 2|-1587- How they caught Roman Polanski…
September 27|-1586- SNL Frickin’ Fucked-Up
September 25|-1585- He Friggin’ Well Deserves It!
September 23|-1584- This is not a pipe… er… comicstrip.
July 6|-1583-Clowns with twig-hands and falling Q-Ratings.
July 3|-1582- Fandom Strikes Again!
June 26|-1581- Scary… and possibly too soon.
June 25|-1580- Sunny & the Snowman, Part: seven
June 24|-1579- Sunny & the Snowman, Part: six
June 23|-1578- Sunny & the Snowman, Part: five
June 22|-1577- Sunny & the Snowman, Part: four
June 21|-1576- Sunny & the Snowman, Part: three
June 20|-1575- Sunny & the Snowman, Part: two
June 19|-1574- Sunny & the Snowman Part: one
June 18|-1573- I think I hate Jimmy Fallon more than Spencer Pratt…
June 17|-1572- Eh, not really…
June 16|-1571- I dunno, I just like Hotdogs.
June 15|-1570- I got a craving for Ikea Hotdogs for some reason…
June 14|-1569- Obligatory Spencer Pratt Joke
June 13|-1568- Chupacabra-Hands in ’09
June 12|-1567- The 8th Circle Of Hell Reacts…
May 1|-1566- I agree with… Well, whatever the hell that thing is… PART TWO
April 30|-1565- I agree with… Well, whatever the hell that thing is…
April 29|-1564- Reptilians need to step up…
April 28|-1563- But what about the cheese curds?
April 27|-1562- More Tinitus Fun!
April 26|-1561- Pumpkin Demon PSA
April 25|-1560- The Enchanted Fishface pt. 2
April 24|-1559- The Enchanted Fishface pt. 1
April 23|-1558- More Hilarious Freaks!
April 22|-1557- Eggzactly…
April 21|-1556- He’s Selling His LP Records And They’re All Scratched!
April 20|-1555- Happier than a pig in shit…
April 19|-1554- How Tweet it is.. er… isn’t?
April 18|-1553- DEAD-SET IN HIS WAY OF THINKING.
April 17|-1552- Raining Hobo Cats & Hobo Dogs!
April 16|-1551- Another Boring Thursday.
April 15|-1550- IDES OF APRIL
April 14|-1549- PUN-ISHING THE READERS…
April 13|-1548- The Daily Grind
April 12|-1547- Happy Awkward Easter!
April 11|-1546- Even More Snowman Angst!
April 10|-1545- SOCKS!
April 9|-1544- Potato Piracy!
April 8|-1543- Raspberries feel the same way…
April 7|-1542- Hardened Critics…
April 6|-1541- Ghostwritten by Lil’ Wayne? Okay, maybe not…
April 5|-1540- Deadpool vs Bane!
April 4|-1539- Snowman vs Alligator! Grocery Hijinx!
April 3|-1538- Especially ones wearing Sailor Moon-esque oufits…
April 2|-1537- Because it’s been a long time since the last flying monkey cartoon…
April 1|-1536- The All New HPT… er STLT…
March 31|-1535- Zombies get healthcare too, I guess…
March 30|-1534- Aliens vs Robots vs Appendages!
March 29|-1533- He’s an odd wormy…
March 28|-1532- Saturdays with the Stressed-Out Hotdog!
March 27|-1531- Aquatic Awkwardness
March 26|-1530- Boxing Day: The Epilogue (wait… what?!?)
March 25|-1529- More Troubled Pigs…
March 24|-1528- BACON & WAFFLES: THE INTERLUDE aka Wacon & Baffles?
March 23|-1527- Bacon & Waffles continue to waste your time
March 22|-1526- Uh…
March 21|-1525- Screw the catnip… just get him some lithium… :(
March 20|-1524- Vampire-Space-Snakes!
March 19|-1523- Bacon & Waffles “still getting to the bottom of it…”
March 18|-1522- POST-PATRICK AKA PATHOS WEEK: THE EXTRA sunday SPRING BREAK EDITION!
March 17|-1521- HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY (based on a true story)
March 16|-1520- Bacon & Waffles have a lot of explaining to do…
March 15|-1519- BACON & WAFFLES DO THE IDES OF MARCH AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME!
March 14|-1518- HAPPY BELATED PATHOS WEEK! part 7, EARS
March 13|-1517- HAPPY BELATED PATHOS WEEK! part 6, SOUP
March 12|-1516- HAPPY BELATED PATHOS WEEK! part 5, RUTABAGA
March 11|-1515- HAPPY BELATED PATHOS WEEK! part 4, MORE LEAKS?
March 10|-1514- HAPPY BELATED PATHOS WEEK! part 3, LEAKS!
March 9|-1513- HAPPY BELATED PATHOS WEEK! part 2, CATS
March 8|-1512- HAPPY BELATED PATHOS WEEK! part 1, CASTS
March 7|-1511- Poor Pumpkin Boy. :(
March 6|-1510- Who Watches The Watchmen’s Wang Guys… review their raison d’être
March 5|-1509- Who Watches The Watchmen’s Wang Guys in… Opening Day is Nigh!
March 4|-1508- Fractured arms leads to INDECENCY!
March 3|-1507- Like, if he was on ‘The Hills’ or ‘The City’, then it’d be cool and stuff.
March 2|-1506- SNEAKY SNAKE GANG, YO!
March 1|-1505- I hurt myself today… well, yesterday-ish…
February 28|-1504- He’s just not himself when he’s not in season…
February 27|-1503- They’re also grey in caves…
February 26|-1502- The Greatest Power Trio You Never Heard
February 25|-1501- Maybe I should go to sleep…
February 24|-1500- Happy 1500!
February 23|-1499- Wait… you mean the last era of that ended?
February 22|-1498- Eh, he’s close enough, I guess…
February 21|-1497- Pitfalls of monster vice amidst proper mental health.
February 20|-1496- I don’t need to fight to prove that I’m right…
February 19|-1495- Demons Have Low Self-Esteem Problems…
February 18|-1494- Bacon & Waffles Vs Jason?
February 17|-1493- Proud Member of Self-Loathing NIN Fans Chapter 3.14
February 16|-1492- As soon as I remember MY point I’ll let you guys know, too
February 15|-1491- Just another Manic Monkey… oh, wait… today’s Sunday…
February 14|-1490- HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!
February 13|-1489- Warm & Squishy
February 12|-1488- I listened to Kyuss a bunch when I drew this one…
February 11|-1487- What a relief!
February 10|-1486- Dear Björn…
February 9|-1485- True conversations with an older brother…
February 8|-1484- Rusty…
February 7|-1483- Carrots and Potatoes
February 6|-1482- Emo Clowns & Confused Snowmen
February 5|-1481- I love Top Chef… but wtf, man…
February 4|-1480- Tweaked Out Geese
February 3|-1479- Maybe he was just rehearsing Frank Miller dialogue?
February 2|-1478- Sometimes groundhogs just get confused, okay?
February 1|-1477- Bacon & Waffles… and Sasha Grey again… kinda…
January 31|-1476- SNOWMAN ANGST – AKA WORST. SNOWMAN. EVER.
January 30|-1475- Well, they tried…
January 29|1474- The Breakout HPT Stars of 2009!
January 28|-1473- That Hotdog is waaaay off base…
January 27|-1472- The Muppet healthcare system is so damn screwy.
January 26|-1471- He’s a forgiving guy.
January 25|-1470- Ant-Head-Boy Four: Still Awkward After All These Years… aka “Washing My Hair”
January 24|-1469- Yeah… that’s kinda awkward…
January 23|-1468- BACON & WAFFLES IN: “Last Week’s BSG… OMGWTF!”
January 22|-1467- Uh, my excuse is I slept in…
January 21|-1466- Wow, giant tentacle-y eye creatures are such nags…
January 20|-1465- Bacon & Waffles: The Inauguration Celebration
January 19|-1464- And that kinda sums up the past two terms, don’t it?
January 18|-1463- Paul Blart? Really? Really?!?
January 17|-1462- Watchmen Wang Guys: Conclusion?
January 16|-1461- Oh, Internets, How Ye Hurt Me…
January 15|-1460- Patrick McGoohan – R.I.P.
January 14|-1459- Bacon & Waffles Review 24… again!
January 13|-1458- Bacon & Waffles bitch about Idol again!
January 12|-1457- Bacon & Waffles bitch about 24 again!
January 11|-1456- More DWU?
January 10|-1455- DWU? (Special thanks to LL for the assist and prevention of insanity)
January 9|-1454- I’d like to think it was beneath the buzzard, actually…
January 8|-1453- SHOCKING AND OUTRAGEOUS
January 7|-1452- That snowman is in DIRE need of some meds…
January 6|-1451- My Tummy Hurts When I Drink My Chocolate Milk Too Fast. :(
January 5|-1450- Aw, I Get Hungry, Too
January 4|-1449- Zune… It writes itself.
January 3|-1448- This happens to me a lot… :(
January 2|-1447- Some people are never happy with what they have. :(
January 1|-1446- Happy Tentacle Day… er… what?

2008

December 31|-1445- New Year’s Eve Bacon & Waffle Special
December 30|-1444- Still More Trepanning
December 29|-1443- More fun with TREPANNING!
December 28|-1442- Trepanning is a FUN word.
December 27|-1441- Watchmen Wang Guys on recent developments…
December 26|-1440- Happy Boxing Day Fun?
December 25|-1439- The Cylons Cancelled Christmas. :(
December 24|-1438- One More Day Till XMAS!
December 23|-1437- TWO more days till X-Mas!
December 22|*1436* Santiago Tackles The Watchmen Movie MS-Paint Style!
December 21|-1435- Still no word on the Laura Kightlinger calendar.
December 20|-1434- Maybe he needs some Snowmeds?
December 19|-1433- Googly Eyes vs Beady Eyes
December 18|-1432- The Soft Drink Witch Hunt Was A Scary Time…
December 17|-1431- Jokes That Woulda Been Kinda Funnier Twenty Years Ago… Starring: The Unmatched Socks Gang!
December 16|-1430- Santos The Self-Referential Snow Man!
December 15|-1429- And No One Likes Being Weirded Out…
December 14|-1428- Pathos Week: Epilogue
December 13|-1427- Pathos Week: Babies & Scabies
December 12|-1426- Pathos Week: Bacon & Waffles
December 11|-1425- Pathos Week: Fast Food & Music
December 10|-1424- Pathos Week: Employment & Brains
December 9|-1423- Pathos Week: Penguins & Snow
December 8|-1422- Pathos Week: Invisible Men & Papercuts
December 7|-1421- Pathos Week: Blackholes & Jackets!
December 6|-1420- State of Emergency aka Intro to Pathos Week: The Pathosiest Pathos Week Ever
December 5|-1419- Another Snowman Strip? Yes, but this one deals with endtimes!
December 4|-1418- Aw, but it’s a nice snowy backdrop…
December 3|-1417- Aw, but It’s a nice carpet…
December 2|-1416- See, they don’t all have to be violent and weird!
December 1|-1415- Not Very Practical Either…
November 30|-1414- Ant-Head-Boy Three: Still Going At It!
November 29|-1413- Yay! Pterodactyls! Part Two!
November 28|-1412- Said Concepts Kept Anonymous To Protect The Guilty… a.k.a. From the Sketchbook Vault! Part 667!
November 27|-1411- “Why is this strip always delayed?”
November 26|-1410- Waffles & Bacon? Wait… What?
November 25|-1409- Greatest Doctor Ever! aka WIFI: Fact Or Fiction!
November 24|-1408- The diet blood just doesn’t have the same bite…
November 23|-1407- Insert “The Economy Is Extinct” Joke Here…
November 22|-1406- Yeah, I Still Can’t Find Them… :(
November 21|-1405- GUY-WITH-FORKS REDUX-CONCLUSION?
November 20|-1404-OR JUST ANOTHER GUY-WITH-FORKS RETCON?
November 19|-1403- SECRET ORIGIN OF GUY-WITH-FORKS?
November 18|-1402- TMN keeps airing ‘There Will Be Blood’… and now I’m worried.
November 17|*1401* Santiago Shares My Love For Secret Six! ^_^
November 16|-1400- Horrible Strip Ideas That I Just Had To Draw Anyway! Part 776 aka HUNGRY
November 15|-1399- Even More Zaniness With Those Watchmen Wang Guys… Or Something.
November 14|-1398- Fall Review! Part Five: Bacon & Waffles on ‘Life On Mars’
November 13|-1397- NIN Does MTL & Ottawa: What Really Happened…
November 12|-1396- NIN Does Montreal aka Those Friggin’ Fans, Pt. 2
November 11|-1395- NIN Does Ottawa aka Those Friggin’ Fans, Pt. 1
November 10|-1394- He raises a very valid point…
November 9|-1393- The Piggy Ruined Today’s Script… :(
November 8|-1393- The Toilet Paper under the Shoe for the Snowman…
November 5|-1389- Yay!
November 4|-1388- Dear American Readers… Please Vote.
November 3|-1387- Yay, More Zombies!
November 2|-1386- Zombie Cam-Whoring Part 2 aka If Zombies Used Social-Networking Sites… and took drunken pictures.
November 1|-1385- Zombie Cam-Whoring Part 1 aka If Zombies Used Social-Networking Sites…
October 31|-1384- HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
October 30|-1383- Little ‘Trick or Treating’ Monsters!
October 29|-1382- Bacon & Waffles & Coldness & Socialism
October 28|-1381- OMG! WATCHMEN WANG GUYS TAKE ON HEROES!
October 27|-1380- Freshness!
October 26|-1379- If there was only some kind of warning sign… :(
October 25|-1378- Uh… Yeah, That’s Probably It…
October 24|-1377- Even oranges and chips have girl trouble… :(
October 23|-1376- New Watchmen Trailer = More Watchmen Wang Guys
October 22|-1375- Everyone can relate to this one. Am I Right?
October 21|-1374- Tentacle-Tastic!
October 20|-1373- The Marriage Of Narcolepsy And Insomnia.
October 19|-1372- Bacon & Waffles tackle SNL and The Whole Palin Thingie.
October 18|-1371- This strip definitely needs more placenta…
October 17|-1370- You never hear about this on George Noory’s show… :(
October 16|-1369- First The Writer’s Strike, Now This? Can’t A Hotdog Get A Break? :(
October 15|-1368- Special Canadian Special Election Special!
October 14|-1367- Ant-Head-Boy Two: Electric Boogaloo!
October 13|-1366- I had a title… but that got censored too… :(
October 12|-1365- This season must be an elaborate ploy to make the “Fallon-Era” seem funny by comparison…
October 11|-1364- And this is why Dracula doesn’t go clubbing…
October 10|-1363- Bacon & Waffles in: The Most Epic Adventure Ever!
October 9|-1362- I’m blaming the Financial Crisis on this one, too…
October 8|-1361- Let’s call the whole thing off…
October 7|-1360- Zombies & Psycho Killer Robots!
October 6|-1359- Iron Man just likes to rock out…
October 5|-1358- Poor little non-conformist zombie. :(
October 4|-1357- People do weird things when they panic…
October 3|-1356- Santiago is a happy snowman. :)
October 2|-1355- Freakish Half-Man/Half-Ant People Need Love, Too! – aka Ant-Head-Boy: part one
October 1|-1354- Wordless Wednesday Week in Weview – Volume 1: Sheep
September 30|-1353- It Was Just One Time… Too!
September 29|-1352- It Was Just One Time…
September 28|-1351- He just hates missing out on old memes…
September 27|-1350- Worst and Best Days (spoiler alert: magical bats)
September 26|-1349- DAVID BLAINE DOES SOMETHING WEIRD. FILM AT ELEVEN (pt.3)
September 25|-1348- DAVID BLAINE DOES SOMETHING WEIRD. FILM AT ELEVEN (pt.2) – MAGICAL BATS!
September 24|-1347- DAVID BLAINE DOES SOMETHING WEIRD. FILM AT ELEVEN (pt.1)
September 23|-1346- Fall Review! Part Four: Heroes! a.k.a. Bacon & Waffles Get Buzzylol!
September 22|-1345- HAPPY BELATED “TALK LIKE A PIRATE” DAY a.k.a. He tried… You Gotta Give Him That Much.
September 21|-1344- Fever Dream No. 3; Hungry & Confused at ArmEGGedon a.k.a. The Last Day of Summer
September 20|-1343- Fun With Fever Dreams! Part… Enough Already! a.k.a. “A Youtube Joke? How 2006!”
September 19|-1342- HAPPY “TALK LIKE A PIRATE” DAY!
September 18|-1341- A sneak preview of things to come…
September 17|-1340- Fall Review! Part Three: Fringe! aka WTF does Naomi Watts have to do with this show, Ted?
September 16|-1339- Or maybe it’s both? aka Yay! More cartoons about zombies!
September 15|-1338- I Don’t Care What You Think… I Like Robert Smith. :(
September 13|-1336- I Really Don’t Know…
September 12|-1335- Good Thing He Doesn’t Know About The Mandatory Coat-Check.
September 11|-1334- FIDDLESTICKIN’ POOPIE SUPER BAT-COMPUTER a.k.a. Special “All-Star Batman and Robin, the Boy Wonder #10″ Edition
September 10|-1333- Oh, That Wacky CERN.
September 9|-1332- And There’s A Convenience Store Nearby, Too!
September 8|-1331- Fall Review! Part One Point Five: Seriously, Wentworth Miller… WTF?
September 7|-1330- DAMN THAT LIBERAL MEDIA!
September 6|-1329- Tom’s Got Some Issues, I Guess… Or Not.
September 5|-1328- Wow… everyone’s a critic…
September 4|-1327- Self-Explanatory, Really… aka Kim Mitchell? Wtf?!?
September 3|-1326- Fall Review! Part Two: They’re Cattier Than A Bunch Of… Sweathogs?
September 2|-1325- Fall Review! Part One: Wentworth Miller, WTF?
September 1|-1324- He Gets A Lot Of Migraines…
August 31|-1323- Tonnes of Fun and Good Times.
August 30|-1322- What is this… Andy Capp guesting on House?
August 29|-1321- The Fall Season starts soon… begin to weep.
August 28|-1320- The Watchmen’s Wang dude watches BSG…
August 27|-1319- BUNNY’S GOTTA EAT! a.k.a. no jacket or apologies required…
August 26|-1318- CONFUSION AND DOUBT IT IS… a.k.a. POOP JOKES ARE SOOOOO ALTERNATIVE!
August 25|-1317- FOLLOWING THE STARTLING EVENTS OF PATHOS WEEK! a.k.a. more edgy Bacon & Waffles…
August 24|-1316- Bear Just Doesn’t Get It… a.k.a. “Dear Joy Division”
August 23|-1315- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Japanese Bonus Track: Conspiracism.
August 22|-1314- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Bonus Track: Mysticism.
August 21|-1313- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Part Seven: Weinerism.
August 20|-1312- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Part Six: Televisionism.
August 19|-1311- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Part Five: Junkism (starring those “watchmen’s wangs” guys)
August 18|-1310- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Part Four: Realism.
August 17|-1309- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Part Three: Sickism.
August 16|-1308- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Part Two: Uglyism.
August 15|-1307- THE REVENGE OF PATHOS WEEK – Part One: Botulism.
August 14|-1306- Those Badly Drawn Toons Are Far Too Self-Aware… And Far Too Sad. :(
August 13|-1305- Who Watches The Watchmen’s Wangs? Part Five: He Likes To Say “Bum”.
August 12|-1304- Sad Fact of the Day!
August 11|-1303- The All-New Advenbtures of Trianga & Rectanga!
August 10|-1302- For our mid-western and southern readers…
August 9|-1301- Stay tuned for “The New People!” aka More Esoteric Cartoons!
August 8|-1300- Well, maybe they’re just having server issues in China?
August 7|-1299- Bacon & Waffles: Secrets of Fandom Revealed (part two)
August 6|-1298- Bacon & Waffles: Secrets of Fandom Revealed (part one)
August 5|-1297- The Hardships of Being In An Industrial Band aka Only One Person Can Play The Spooky Horn and Get Away With It!
August 4|-1296- Two Knights Talking About Todd Rundgren’s ‘Something/Anything?’
August 3|-1295- And She Lived Happily Ever After… Oh…
August 2|-1294- Who Watches The Watchmen’s Wangs? Part Four: Boycotting Bacon & Waffles?
August 1|-1293- Bacon & Waffles Doing Me A Solid…
July 31|-1292- Sound Tech Humour 101
July 30|-1291- He Just Likes Saying “Twittering”…
July 29|-1290- Sharkbite In! aka “Seacrest Ouch!” was taken. :(
July 28|-1289- Who Watches The Watchmen’s Wangs? Part Three: Imax & Fanbois!
July 27|-1288- Insert Your Favourite Steve Miller Band Song Here.
July 26|-1287- This Is Why Today’s Strip Is Late…
July 25|-1286- Who Watches The Watchmen’s Wangs? Part Two: Galactus’ Galactic Giggle-Stick!
July 24|-1285- Who Watches The Watchmen’s Wangs?
July 23|-1284- Bacon & Waffles: Review The Dark Knight!
July 22|-1283- The HPT Q&A Session. Part Five: Questions!
July 21|-1282- The HPT Q&A Session. Part Four: Missing Answers!
July 20|-1281- The HPT Q&A Session. Part Three: Follow-up Answers!
July 19|-1280- The HPT Q&A Session. Part Two: More Answers!
July 18|-1279- The HPT Q&A Session. Part One: Answers!
July 17|-1278- Today’s HPT Is 100% Cancon!
July 16|-1277- Acid Clouds Are Sad! :(
July 15|-1276- Thumbnails!
July 14|-1275- I Wonder If You’ll Be Able To Bit-Torrent Those Anti-Tobacco Ads…
July 13|-1274- Maybe They’ll Avoid The Ads By Going On A Smoke-Break?
July 12|-1273- Or any of those recent Spoof-Genre flicks…
July 11|-1272- The New iPhone 3G Is Not Compatible With Flipper-Babies either…
July 10|-1271- I think it’s got something to do with Iran or something…
July 9|-1270- lil’ Bac’n & Waf’z: Way Too Adorable a.k.a. yeah, don’t worry, I’m confused too…
July 8|-1269- Merriam-Webster Fanboys are the worst…
July 7|-1268- Bacon & Waffles: In Retro-vision! B&W in B&W!
July 6|-1267- Not On The Menu…
July 5|-1266- Bacon & Waffles: Pan Flutes & Modern Music
July 4|-1265- Bacon & Waffles & The Fourth of July & Happy Birthday Koko!
July 3|-1264- Where The Hell IS Thora Birch?
July 2|-1263- “Damn Those Wiki-Mods!” or “Wow, That Running Gag’s Getting A Lot Of Mileage…”
July 1|-1262- Happy Canada Day, Charlie Brown!
June 30|-1261- I Kinda Like Brains, Though…
June 29|-1260- Bacon & Waffles: More Metal Machine Music! (True Story!)
June 28|-1259- Guess-The-Caption-Saturday Contest Closes Yesterday…
June 27|-1258- The Return of Pandy? *Gasp* Say It Ain’t So!
June 26|-1257- When Film, Music, And Comicbook Fandom Collide! aka He’s Going With A Poop Joke? :(
June 25|-1256- He’s The Happiest Guy With A Sign Ever!
June 24|-1255- Bacon & Waffles & The Long-Awaited ‘Incredible Hulk’ Review!
June 23|-1254- George Carlin, 1937-2008, R.I.P.
June 22|-1253- The Late-Sunday Pout Fest!
June 21|-1252- I don’t get it either… and i saw it like 500 times in college… : \
June 20|-1251- It Could Be The Froot Loops…
June 19|-1250- Cyclopes Have Bad Days, Too.
June 18|-1249- Balloon-Alive-Day!
June 17|-1248- Not For Use With Mono Devices!
June 16|-1247- CHEMTRAILS!
June 15|-1246- HAPPY FEATHERS DAY!
June 14|-1245- It’s Real Hot Outside… :(
June 13|-1244- What The Hell Is Going On With Canada? a.k.a. Bill C-61? WTF!?!
June 12|-1243- Bacon & Waffles & Sasha Grey (Part Two): Educating The Masses!
June 11|-1242- The Tomato Chronicles Volume One: He likes to watch Fox.
June 10|-1241- HULK vs. SOLOMON GRUNDY
June 9|-1240- Bacon & Waffles & Sasha Grey: Discussing Today’s Issues!
June 8|-1239- But Their Kids Are Kinda Weird…
June 7|-1238- DUAL ACTION CLEANSE!
June 6|-1237- Shitty Strip Ideas Based On “Kindergarten Cop” Dialogue!
June 5|-1236- EVERYTHING EXPLAINED! BACON & WAFFLES & WILFORD BRIMLEY: PART FOUR – THE PARLOR SCENE!
June 4|-1235- HEY KIDS! IT’S A SPECIAL QUEEN-SIZED EDITION OF BACON AND WAFFLES! (PART THREE OF ‘THE EARLY YEARS!’)
June 3|-1234- BECAUSE YOU PROTESTED IT: BACON & WAFFLES: The Early Years (Part Two)
June 2|-1233- BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT: BACON & WAFFLES: The Early Years (Part One)
June 1|-1232- Merry X-mas! Wait… what?
May 31|-1231- More Fun With Apple™ Products!
May 30|-1230- Two Aliens Wearing Bacon & Waffles T-Shirts talking about youtube and music and life. Or something…
May 29|-1229- MACBOOK AIR ZOMG!
May 28|-1228- ADHDX2
May 27|-1227- ADHD
May 26|-1226- Reader Mail! aka Bacon & Waffles Are Mentally About 14 Years Of Age… But They Do Raise Valid Points!
May 26|-1226- Reader Mail! aka Bacon & Waffles Are Mentally About 14 Years Of Age… But They Do Raise Valid Points!
May 25|1225- Now Containing Less Bacon & Waffles… and Peanuts.
May 24|-1224- So Much For Plan “A”…
May 23|-1223- A Rejected HPT Classic! aka Hitting The Bottle. (part two)
May 22|-1222- Freshness!
May 21|-1221- BACON & WAFFLES: IDLE WRAPUP!
May 20|-1220- A TRAGIC VENDING MACHINE ACCIDENT!
May 19|-1219- Yay! Pterodactyls!
May 18|-1218- Legalize Pop!
May 17|-1217- R.I.P. Will Elder 1921-2008
May 16|-1216- Believe Me, I’m Just As Confused As You…
May 15|-1215- Snowmen-Heads Discuss Ministry Vs The Cure: Live
May 14|-1214- Mr. Larva-Body-With-Fake-Bunny-Ears Starring In… “recycled again!”
May 13|-1213- BLOBS!
May 12|-1212- Endtime Strip #1683
May 11|-1211- And A Happy Mummy’s Day To All!
May 10|-1210- Amoeba Songwriting 101
May 9|-1209- Bacon & Waffles: Post-Post-Post Habs Wrap-Up (LATE EDITION!)
May 8|-1208- rotisserie chicken
May 7|-1207- “off-panel”
May 6|-1206- SOME SEMI-SOMEWHAT-OBSURE ROBERT SMITH HILARITY!
May 5|-1205- HPT RETURNS… Scabies, And Winehouse, And NIN! Oh My!
May 2|Arrow – 1994-2008 – R.I.P.
April 29|-1204- HAPPY GTA4DAY!
April 28|-1203- Enchanted Woodland Creatures!
April 27|-1202- AREN’T WE ALL. AREN’T. WE. ALL. (Special Thanks to Wendall T. Furrnswerth)
April 26|-1201- Special Spammy Friends!
April 25|-1200- Or A Wire Is Bust Or Something..
April 24|-1199- BACON & WAFFLES IN: “GAME SEVEN: Post-Aftermath”
April 23|-1197- BACON & WAFFLES IN: “GAME SEVEN WAS A RIOT!”
April 22|-1197- BACON & WAFFLES IN: “GAME SEVEN WAS A RIOT!”
April 21|-1196- Special ‘GAME SEVEN’ edition — apologies to Roch Carrier…
April 20|-1195- Sketchbook Spring Cleaning Week! Part 2 – Overly-Dramatic Floating M
April 19|-1194- Sketchbook Spring Cleaning Week! Part 1 – Mr. Lizardy-Fishy-Hands
April 18|-1193- Good To Know The Media Has Their Priorities Straight Regarding Top News Stories…
April 17|-1192- Paging 1984… We Have A Horrible Joke For You, Mr. 1984…
April 16|-1191- Fanboi’s Angst!
April 15|-1190- Besides, Kids Today Are Such Mindless Zombies! – Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
April 14|-1189- SOME MORE SEMI-SOMEWHAT-OBSURE SEMI-INDUSTRIAL SEMI-HILARITY!
April 13|-1188- Still Snowing… Well, It was… Albeit Briefly…
April 12|-1187- THIEVES! THIEVES AND LIARS!
April 11|-1186- Bacon & ????? – The Bacon H. Waffles Auditions: Part Five!
April 10|-1185- Bacon & Boar With A Motor – The Bacon H. Waffles Auditions: Part Four!
April 9|-1184- Bacon & Wolfboy – Finding Waffles: The Auditions: Part Three!
April 8|-1183- Bacon & Bacon – Finding Waffles: The Auditions: Part Two!
April 7|-1182- Bacon & Scabby – Finding Waffles: The Auditions!
April 6|-1181- BACON & _____ : STILL MISSING!
April 5|-1180- Backgrounds and Bears!
April 4|-1179- I’m Still Trying To Figure Out Which One Is Sid…
April 3|-1178- He Almost Had It!
April 2|-1177- Hotdog Unions And Broken Dreams.
April 1|-1176- That’s Just Loopy…
March 31|-1175- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Thirty-One: Endings!
March 30|-1174- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Thirty: Self-Esteem!
March 29|-1173- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Nine: Zombie: 2 – Smoke-Meats!
March 28|-1172- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Eight: Zombie!
March 27|-1171- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Seven: An Even Sadder Pun!
March 26|-1170- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Six: A Sadder Clown!
March 25|-1169- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Five: Love!
March 24|-1168- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Four: Easter Monday!
March 23|-1167- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Three: Easter!
March 22|-1166- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-Two: BACON?
March 21|-1165- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty-One: JOHN TITOR!
March 20|-1164- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twenty: Missing!
March 19|-1163- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Nineteen: Twaddle!
March 18|-1162- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Eighteen: Sammiches!
March 17|-1161- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Seventeen: Happy St. Patty’s Day!
March 16|-1160- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Sixteen: Bacon, Grindhouse, & Waffles!
March 15|-1159- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Fifteen: THE IDES OF MARCH!
March 14|-1158- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Fourteen: Hats!
March 13|-1157- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Thirteen: Bacon & Waffles, Spitzer & Whores!
March 12|-1156- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Twelve: Jager!
March 11|-1155- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Eleven: Pumpkin!
March 10|-1154- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Ten: Pop!
March 9|-1153- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Nine: Snowstorm!
March 8|-1152- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Eight: Sun! But seriously… What?
March 7|-1151- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Seven: Bear-Ouch!
March 6|-1150- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Six: Bacon & Waffles!
March 5|-1149- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Five: Pen–!
March 4|-1148- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Four: Fanbois!
March 3|-1147- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Three: Ghost!
March 2|-1146- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day Two: Donut!
March 1|-1145- MARCH of the PATHOS! Day One: Clown!
February 29|-1144- Heck, Maxim Magazine Doesn’t Listen To Albums Either…
February 28|-1143- i’m tired too, so if there are any typ0s in here… i’ll fix it tomorrow. (oh yeah, bacon & waffles are in this one.)
February 27|-1142- It Even Made The Top-10 Most-Searched Urban Legends. :(
February 26|-1141- Maybe They Need To Make It More Like A Reality-Tv Show… Wait…
February 25|-1140- OSCAR RESULTS!
February 24|-1139-OSCAR PREDICTIONS!
February 23|-1138- PURE AND UTTER TORTURE!
February 22|-1137- BACON & WAFFLES: A Very Special Bacon & Waffles (The EPILOGUE!)
February 21|-1136- BACON & WAFFLES: A Very Special Bacon & Waffles (The Conclusion!)
February 20|-1135- BACON & WAFFLES: A Very Special Bacon & Waffles (and a lot of decompression)
February 19|-1134- AND THAT’S WHY THINGS ARE SO BAD RIGHT NOW!
February 18|-1133- ZOMG! FORMAT WARS!
February 17|-1132- He’s On Loan From Our Sister Site…
February 16|-1131- Yeah, Somone Should Clean This Up…
February 15|-1130- Today’s Cartoon Is Rorschach-Tastic!
February 14|-1129- Official HPT Valentine’s Day Card!
February 13|-1128- I’m Confused, Too… But He IS right.
February 12|-1127- R.I.P. Steve Gerber – 1947-2008
February 11|-1126- Just Because It’s Easy, Doesn’t Mean It’s Not True!
February 10|-1125- Ragnarök, Monkeys, And Feces!
February 9|-1124- Hotdogs, Zombies, And Struggles With The Creative Process! Oh My! (grammys mention included!)
February 8|-1123- He Does Like Chloe, Though…
February 7|-1122- No Snakeskin Jacket Required!
February 6|-1121- Not-So-Super…
February 5|-1120- Super Tuesday!
February 4|-1119- I Lose So Many Pencils That Way. :(
February 3|-1118- This Is The Epilogue! (featuring two guys you know and love!)
February 2|-1117- This IS the End! (No Wheat-Cakes?) aka I Kid Them Because I Love Them!
February 1|-1116- I Though This Ended, Already? Part Seven: Epic, Ain’t It?
January 31|-1115- Will This Just End, Already? Part SixSixSix: I Missed Him, Too.
January 30|-1114- This Is The End? Part Five: I Never Understood How They Float Like That…
January 29|-1113- This Is The End? Part Four: Dude, Don’t Blame The Bear– It’s Your Cartoon!
January 28|-1112- This Is The End? Part Three: Stuff Happens… I Think.
January 27|-1111- This Is The End? Part Two: The Plot Thickens! aka Wordy Much?
January 26|-1110- This Is The End? (No Bacon & Waffles?)
January 25|-1109- Bacon & Waffles: Debate Special – Late Edition
January 24|-1108- I Retconned This Title.
January 23|-1107- A Brand New Day… Of Bacon & Waffles!
January 22|-1106- A Scathing Review? Post-Modern Irony? Brutal Social Commentary? Just Another Bacon & Waffles Strip? YOU DECIDE! aka That Was Rather Underwhelming…
January 21|-1105- Eat Your Heart Out, Seth Godin!
January 20|-1104- He Also Has A Tummy-Ache.
January 19|-1103- I Like Bears! Do You Like Bears?
January 18|-1102- A PATHOS-FRIDAY QUICKIE!
January 17|-1101- MORE BACON & WAFFLES… and the most disturbing video ever!
January 16|-1100- Another Bacon & Waffles And Another Mars Volta Joke!
January 15|-1099- BACON & WAFFLES: Seacrested Out! (they took off their glasses, so you know they’re serious!)
January 14|-1098- BACON & WAFFLES REVIEW THE NEW TERMINATOR SHOW!
January 13|-1097- The return of BACON & WAFFLES! Because YOU demanded it!
January 12|-1096- Also Known As “Apathetic Space-Hipsters”.
January 11|-1095- Thwip-Thwop!
January 10|-1094- The Strike Is Making Me Cry. :(
January 9|-1093- He’s A Good Pal, He Is.
January 8|-1092- Their Tummies Hurt. :(
January 7|-1091- I Agree to Diss!
January 6|-1090- The Poor Guy Just Wants To Check The Weather On The Internets. Give Him A Break!
January 5|-1089- First Snuffy, Now Him? (See #284 For Further Details!)
January 4|-1088- HaHa! Silly Lion Can’t say “Quesadilla” Right! aka “What’s Going On With Spidey Lately?”
January 3|-1087- That Lion Is Soooooooo Adorable!
January 2|-1086- Yea, It’s A Recurring Gag, But That Doesn’t Mean It’s Any Less True.
January 1|-1085- Happy 2008… I Think? aka Another 1999 Reference? WTF?

2007

December 31|-1084- I Was Dreaming When I Drew This, So Forgive Me If It Goes Astray…
December 30|-1083- I’m Hungry Now. :(
December 29|-1082- Special Limited Edition “Collector’s Edition” Edition. (edition!)
December 28|-1081- What Was Yesterday’s Again?
December 27|-1080- MERRY PATHOS WEEK WRAP-UP! (I LIKE BEARS!)
December 26|-1079- Merry Pathos Week! (HAPPY-ISH BOXING DAY?)
December 25|-1078- MERRY PATHOS WEEK DAY! (Gift Of The Magi pt. 1)
December 24|-1077- Merry Pathos Week-EVE! (Guest-Starring Bacon & Waffles!)
December 23|-1076- Merry Pathos Week! (The Narrator is mean.) :(
December 22|-1075- MERRY PATHOS WEEK! (Snowmen Sometimes Make Crappy Fashion Choices)
December 21|-1074- MERRY PATHOS WEEK! (Ho Ho Oh No…)
December 20|-1073- He’s Just REALLY Glad He’s Back! (In Quickie-Minimalist-O-Rama!)
December 19|-1072- Don’t Even Bother Explaining Him The iPod Touch… Might Get Messy…
December 18|-1071- He’ll Be The Next Big Thing!
December 17|-1070- When You Put It That Way…
December 16|-1069- Poor, Sad, Drunk Cartoon. :(
December 15|-1068- WE’RE DRUNK!
December 14|-1067- I Dont’ Even Know If It Was Crappy… But I Have A Hunch…
December 13|-1066- It’s The Only Reason I Started Watching…
December 12|-1065- BACON & WAFFLES ARE GOODLY AWESOME! (special thanks to “freak”)
December 11|-1064- BACON & WAFFLES: NAKED
December 10|-1063- more minimalist and tired than usual: BACON & WAFFLES: THE REPRISE! (for my pal, mike)
December 9|-1062- really tiredererest…
December 8|-1061- really tireder…
December 7|-1060- really tired…
December 6|-1059- He Definitely Doesn’t Have Tinitus…
December 5|-1058- Maybe He Has Tinitus?
December 4|-1057- AN EXCERPT FROM “HPT PRESENTS: 1002 CIRCADIAN RHYTHM JOKES!”
December 3|-1056- SNOWED-IN!
December 2|-1055- AN EXCERPT FROM “HPT PRESENTS: 1001 COLECOVISION JOKES!”
December 1|-1054- AN EXCERPT FROM “HPT PRESENTS: 1001 CIRCADIAN RHYTHM JOKES!”
November 30|-1053- more minimalist than usual, part 8, the bacon & waffles epilogue!
November 29|-1052- more minimalist than usual, part 7 starring: bacon & waffles! (conclusion?)
November 28|-1051- more minimalist than usual, part 6 starring: bacon & waffles!
November 27|-1050- more minimalist than usual, part 5 starring: bacon & waffles!
November 26|-1049- more minimalist than usual, part 4 starring: bacon & waffles!
November 25|-1048- more minimalist than usual, part 3 starring: bacon & waffles!
November 24|-1047- more minimalist than usual, part 2 starring: bacon & waffles!
November 23|-1046- more minimalist than usual, part 1 starring: bacon & waffles!
November 22|-1045- That’s One Nutty Bird!
November 21|-1044- Hey, I Like “Higher Ground”, Too… But Come On Now…
November 20|-1043- Yesterday’s Cartoon Just Got A Spin-Off! Yay!
November 19|-1042- HPT: The Instructional Course!
November 18|-1041- He’s Scaring The Clip-Art Parrot. :( or PART THREE OF OUR “NO VACATION” SAGA!
November 17|-1040- Still No Vacation…
November 16|-1039- I Thought I Could Get A Vacation Out Of This. :(
November 15|-1038- He Really Needs To Stop Doing That! or Obligatory Celeb/Trainwreck-Du-Jour Cartoon!
November 14|-1037- My Dog & Cat Are Wacky That Way!
November 13|-1036- ANOTHER STUPID CARTOON ABOUT THE SHOE… Or “Three Panels Too Many!”
November 12|-1035- PUN-SOCKS, TOO!
November 11|-1034- PUN-SOCKS!
November 10|-1033- Sneak Preview… Or Something.
November 9|-1032- Chronicles of Sicknia! Volume Two: Bleh
November 8|-1031- Chronicles of Sicknia! Volume One: Meh
November 7|-1030- I’m Kidding… Smallville NEVER Had Writers.
November 6|-1029- 011011000110111101101100011101110111010001100110
November 5|-1028- “Tummy-Ache City, Here I Come!”
November 4|-1027- DON’T FORGET!
November 3|-1026- NOT LATE! BUT THE JOKE IS…
November 2|-1025- LATE! PART TWO… BUT THE RESULTS ARE IN!
November 1|-1024- LATE!
October 31|-1023- EXTRA-SPECIAL CARTOON FOR OCTOBER 31ST!
October 30|-1022- Let’s Hope They Can Come To An Agreement…
October 29|-1021- I Just Like Drawing Penguins, Okay?
October 28|-1020- BONUS PATHOS – SAD WITTLE ZOMBIE!
October 27|-1019- EVEN MORE PULLING A RADIOHEAD!
October 26|-1018- Mr. Larva-Body-With-Fake-Bunny-Ears Starring In… “Pulling A Radiohead!”
October 25|-1017- HATH PATHOS WEEK EXTENDED? – *PRODUCE*
October 24|-1016- HATH PATHOS WEEK ENDED? – *NUTS*
October 23|-1015- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *LAWLS* aka GIRL, WE COULDNT GET MUCH BETTER!
October 22|-1014- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *FOOD*
October 21|-1013- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *FUEL*
October 20|-1012- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *SHARPIE*
October 19|-1011- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *SNOW*
October 18|-1010- HATH PATHOS WEEK RETURNETH? – *PURPLE*
October 17|-1009- A Dorky One At That! — This One Goes Out To Boomdot.
October 16|-1008- True Story, Part Twenty-Seven: New Yorker Cartoon Number Two!
October 15|-1007- The Crocodile-Man Is Silly, Too!
October 14|-1006- L-L-Laffo!
October 13|-1005- It’s So Robot-Sad. :(
October 12|-1004- CLOUDS CAN MAKE EVERYONE BLUE!
October 11|-1003- EVEN I DON’T GET THIS ONE…
October 10|-1002- “Record Industry Hilarity” OR “This Will Sooo Happen.” :(
October 9|-1001- I Got Dibs On The Term HDPB!
October 8|-1000- It’d Have To Be A Crappy Pun, Wouldn’t It?
October 7|-999- He Got Confused By The Number… :(
October 6|-998- I Waited 14 Years For That Joke…
October 5|-997- And Thus The Airline Industry Profits!
October 4|-996- Or Maybe “Glo Worms”, Or “Pound Puppies”, Or Even “Popples”?
October 3|-995- I Wondered what Happened To That Kid…
October 2|-994- Fourth-Wall Pwning!
October 1|-993- 100% True Videogame Confessions: I Have No Shame!
September 30|-992- But He’s Got A Nice Hat!
September 29|-991- He’s Was Hungry. :(
September 28|-990- Another DCU Villains Review Of Smallville.
September 27|-989- Too Easy… But Still True.
September 26|-988- This One’s Topical… And Its Got Apes & Snakes!
September 25|-987- I Really Like House.
September 24|-986- A Scoop About The New Season Of Heroes… Okay, Not Really.
September 23|-985- THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF ‘THE TOUCAN & BEAR TRILOGY’.
September 22|-984- Another Cartoon About A Different Bear And A Different Toucan… I Think…
September 21|-983- Original Cereal Mascots Are Awesome.
September 20|-982- FUN! FUN! FUN!
September 19|-981-Kowie The Cow Always Gets In All Sorts Of Fourth Wall / Self-Referential Trouble.
September 18|-980- And With That… A New Era Was Ushered In..
September 17|-979- Previous To Being A Substitute Teacher, He Was An Ice Cream Man.
September 16|-978- Sigh… Doggy Had To Go There, Didn’t He?
September 15|-977- Blaaaaaaaaaargh!
September 14|-976- Crocky, The Emotive Alligator In “Drama Time!”
September 13|-975- Woolfie Wolf and Berrie Bear! Coming This Fall To HPT!
September 12|-974- Aliens Love Crappy Puns… And Violence.
September 11|-973- Mr. Larva-Body-With-Fake-Bunny-Ears Starring In…”The Ugly Hat!”
September 10|-972- I Think There’s A Poem About This…
September 9|-971- The Dog Is Right…
September 8|-970- Those Guys Are Going To Need A Serious Talking…
September 7|-969- I Really Need To Get That Fixed. :(
September 6|-968- I Heard Lou Wants To Put A Fence Around Mars…
September 5|-967- Tentacles, Popcorn, and Stuff.
September 4|-966- Number Of The Barnyard Beast?
September 3|-965- How Sketchy…
September 2|-964- What Is That Pig-Cow Still Doing Here???
September 1|-963- Mr. Piggy Tried, And That’s What Matters…
August 31|-962- No… It’s “Aaaaaaaye!”
August 30|-961- Good Question, Mr. Penguin. Good Question.
August 29|-960- I agree!
August 28|-959- The Return of The Captions: Part One: Give Them Puppets A Hand.
August 27|-958- He’s Not Too Shabby From The Waist Down, Tho…
August 26|-957- the punchlines are lost. a drama in 2 acts — act 2: zomg like you never zomg before!
August 25|-956- the punchlines are lost. a drama in 2 acts — act 1: zomg!
August 24|-955- No More Unitards Or Bunnysuits Or Jenth Degree. :(
August 23|-954- heavy eyes – a drama in two acts – act 2
August 22|-953- heavy eyes – a drama in two acts – act 1
August 21|-952- Whooops!
August 20|-951- Well, At Least He Didn’t Miss It!
August 19|-950- He’s No Wolfboy.
August 18|-949- Best. Dad. Ever.
August 17|-948- Nostradamus Had His’ Quatrains, I Got My Daily Strip…
August 16|-947- The Second Coming of Pathos Week? Chapter One: Where Did It Go?
August 15|-946- Title Which May Or May Not Have An Additional Joke.
August 14|-945- Well Said, Sir. Well Said.
August 13|-944- And It’d Love Lasagna If It Was Still Breathing. :(
August 12|-943- CLASSIC HPT! FROM 1960! IN COLOUR!
August 11|-942- Don’t Blame Me, Blame The Chalk… And The Soda…
August 10|-941- I <3 Jen Johnson… And Not Much Else In BB8.
August 9|-940- Succubus Hilarity! (aka could be another PATHOS WEEK strip, but who’s counting?)
August 8|-939- ARE YOU SICK OF PATHOS WEEK YET?: part ten – One Sickly Bear.
August 7|-938- PATHOS WEEK (B-SIDE): part nine – One Confusing Strip.
August 6|-937- PATHOS WEEK (THE EXTENDED SINGLE): part eight – One Hurt Reptile.
August 5|-936- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part seven – One Troubled… Uh… Whatever The Hell That Is…
August 4|-935- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part six – One Angry Trunk.
August 3|-934- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part five – One Confused Snack.
August 2|-933- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part four – One Awkward Penguin.
August 1|-932- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part three – One Grumpy Bear
July 31|-931- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part two – One Mean Hallucination.
July 30|-930- SON OF THE RETURN OF PATHOS WEEK REDUX AGAIN: part one – One Sad Monkey.
July 29|-929- Mommy, I Wanna See The Undead Birdies… They Walk Funny!
July 28|-928- That Gang Of Strip Ruffians Scares Me. :(
July 27|-927- I Hate It When The Earth Gets Drunk.
July 26|-926- This Can Apply To ANY week, really. :(
July 25|-925- Penguin doesn’t understand all these fancy people-words.
July 24|-924- It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part seven
July 23|-923- It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part six
July 22|-922- It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part five
July 21|-921- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part four
July 20|-920- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part three
July 19|-919- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part two
July 18|-918- ‘It Doesn’t Need A Caption’ Week: part one
July 17|-917- Chad Is Baggy!
July 16|-916- I’m Still Kinda Sick… And Still Not THAT Sick.
July 15|-915- What Happened To Him? Where Did He Go?
July 14|-914- Housing In The HPT-Verse Is (STILL) Really Crappy!
July 13|-913- i’m sick… just not that sick. a little less sick. yes, i like lowercase.
July 12|-912- IT MAKES SENSE IN MY HEAD, OKAY?
July 11|-911- FUN WITH FAKE (SHHH!) PAINT!
July 10|-910- Tool Math Joke #31853211
July 9|-909- And That’s Coming From An Endangered Polar Bear, Folk!
July 8|-908- DOT DOT DOT DASH DASH DASH DOT DOT DOT EL OH EL
July 7|-907- The Earth Is Confused!
July 6|-906- He Was Sitting In An Awkard Position.
July 5|-905- The Duck Is Trying… Give Him That Much.
July 4|-904- Poor Mr. Hookhands. :(
July 3|-903- Makes More Sense…
July 2|-902- Makes Sense To Me…
July 1|-901- HE RUINED CANADA DAY. :(
June 30|-900- Obligatory iPhone Gag.
June 29|-899- Oh Nos! Maybe He Got West Nile? :(
June 28|-898- The 360 And The 9818783… In Fairness, He Was Really Snarky.
June 27|-897- POP-QUIZ
June 26|-896- I HAVE DAYS LIKE THIS! STUPID SCIENCE!
June 25|-895- And It Hurts Times Infinity.
June 24|-894- Still More Accurate Than Those Electronic Voting Machines.
June 23|-893- I’m Cold.
June 22|-892- Really Tough To Find A Tenant For That Strip.
June 21|-891- IT’S BEEN A GOODYEAR FOR BAD PUNS.
June 20|-890- Worst Anti-Drug Shape-Spokeman Ever.
June 19|-889- Introducing: Enzo, The End Times Clown!
June 18|-888- I’ll Use A NSFW Tag If That’s The Case.
June 17|-887- Awww… Poor Flat-Looking, Angular Lizard.
June 16|-886- Fantastic Four Movies: 0, Violated Childhood: 21897398797
June 15|-885- I Want A Wig Like That…
June 14|-884- I’m Not Even Sure How This Happened, But I’m On it!
June 13|-883- I Agree! Really Not-So-Good…
June 12|-882- I Lied! Here Are The Spoilers!
June 11|-881- WARNING CONTAINS SOPRANOS SPOILERS… I THINK…
June 10|-880- See, Eli Roth Isn’t Such A Bad Guy…
June 9|-879- Judge Michael T. Sauer Ordered Me To Change This Cartoon. I Agreed. :)
June 8|-878- This Could Easily Be A ‘Pathos Week’ Entry…
June 7|-877- I Just Like Drawing Socks, Okay? Don’t Judge Me!
June 6|-876- BRAP ON!
June 5|-875- The Return Of Wolfboy! (see #722, 663, 641 for more details!)
June 4|-874- Having Migraines = Strips About Migraines!
June 3|-873- I Wish Next Week’s Soprano’s Finale Will Be As Cool As This…
June 2|-872- He Clearly Needs A Hat. I Like Hats.
June 1|-871- Number Two = Crappy Puns?
May 31|-870- I Got A Craving For Some Pizza Now. :(
May 30|-869- A Penguin And A Polar Bear Talk About The New Pirate Movie! (IN RETRO-HPT-A-VISION)
May 29|-868- PRETENTIOUS NON-JOKE (AND THAT IN ITSELF IS THE JOKE) CARTOON NUMBER 242!
May 28|-867- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER EIGHT- HE REFUSED TO TAKE THE DNA TEST.
May 27|-866- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER SEVEN- WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO BIRDIE, THE EARLY BIRD.
May 26|-865- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER SIX – FRYGATE
May 25|-864- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER FIVE – GRIMACE VS UNCLE O’ GRIMACEY!
May 24|-863- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER FOUR – Grimace Gets Owned By Orson Welles.
May 23|-862- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER THREE – GRIMACE TAKES OUT HIS JUNK.
May 22|-861- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER TWO – GRIMACE FRAMES HAMBURGLAR AND THE WARRIORS!
May 21|-860- THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF GRIMACE – CHAPTER ONE – GRIMACE TRIES STAND-UP
May 20|-859- It’d Be Like The ‘Empire’ Or “Godfather 2″ Of The Series!
May 19|-858- This Kinda Happened, But Not Really, But Kinda Yea.
May 18|-857- PONGSICLES TASTE BLIPPY.
May 17|-856- Sometimes I Even Confuse Myself.
May 16|-855- Can’t Argue With Cute!
May 15|-854- I need To Go To The Moon Too…
May 14|-853- I Think That’s A Good Compromise…
May 13|-852- Answer: Broken Keyboard.
May 12|-851- THEY’RE THE WORST KIND OF ATTENTION-WHOOORES!
May 11|-850- I Was Shocked, Too.
May 10|-849- In Retrospect, Flames On Optimus Doesn’t Seem Too Bad…
May 9|-848- Roger’s Not So Jolly…
May 8|-847- I Blame Internet Forums And Wikipedia. Yup.
May 7|-846- Bvrghjahhkghkzxxx Bvrghjahhkghkzxxx Bo-Vrghjahhkghkzxxx!
May 6|-845- It Had Bears In It. :(
May 5|-844- GENRE JOKES? ‘NUFF SAID, TRUE BELIEVER!
May 4|*843* Uhm PART TWO (SPECIAL TWO PART SANTIAGO! GUEST-STRIP!)
May 3|*842* Uhm PART ONE (SPECIAL TWO PART SANTIAGO! GUEST-STRIP!)
May 2|-841- MORE ANNOYING THAN DIFFICULT, ACTUALLY. IT’S LIKE FINGERPAINTING… BUT LESS ANALOGUE-Y!
May 1|-840- I LIKE DUCKS, OKAY? THAT’S ALL THERE IS TOO IT. DON’T JUDGE. (pssst… they paid me.)
April 30|-839- EVEN WHEN I TYPE I CAN’T READ MY HANDWRITING. WHAT?
April 29|-838- TV IS INDECENT!
April 28|-837- Must FOX Cancel Every Show That I Love?
April 27|-836- TWO DC VILLAINS REVIEW SMALLVILLE (IT WAS EITHER THAT OR PENGUINS AND BEARS)
April 26|-835- A MINIMALIST STRIP CONTAINING SOME SPOILERS
April 25|-834- You Can Never Go Wrong With Endtimes!
April 24|-833- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART CEVIN – TRUE STORY, PART TWENTY-SIX WITH FRIES.
April 23|-832- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART 666 – OMG POT JOKE NOT ON 420 WTF?!?
April 22|-831- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART 5.JUAN – THIS ONE’S BAAAAAAAAAD
April 21|-830- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART QUADROPHONIC SOUND – SCREWIN’ WOULDA BEEN TOO EASY!
April 20|-829- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART TRIANGLE – DOGS AND CATS PLAYING POOL!!!
April 19|-828- CARTOONUS-INTERRUPTUS
April 18|-827- EL HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART DOS – A PENGUIN WALKS INTO AN OPEN-MIC…
April 17|-826- El HORRIBLO PUN WEEKO – PART UNO – THIS ONE IS GUILTY OF BEING AWFUL!
April 16|-825- I Need To Fix Those Borders…
April 15|-824- Biggest Upset Since ‘The English Patient’ Won Over ‘Fargo’!
April 14|-823- Misanthrope Mirth!
April 13|-822- Hey Kids, It’s Time For Post-Modern Apocalyptic Funnies!
April 12|-821- Not Only Does He Need A Dictionary, But He Also Needs To Learn That Emos Are Possessed, NOT Goths.
April 11|-820- Quincy MD And Sherlock Holmes Have Nothing On Him Either! (See #756)
April 10|-819- Fast-Food Film Noir With A Canadian Slant!
April 9|-818- HAPPY PILLOW DAY!
April 8|-817- HAPPY EASTER!
April 7|-816- Including Some Yet To Be Discovered By Science!
April 6|-815- And It’s So Perfectly Vague It Can Apply To Many Things And/Or Leanings!
April 5|-814- Well, Now That That’s Settled…
April 4|-813- There’s Nothing To Get… I Like Grapejuice.
April 3|-812- My Soup Tastes Like Metal!
April 2|-811- Friggin’ Clowns!
April 1|-810- I DRANK TOO MUCH SODA AND NOW I FEEL ICKY.
March 31|-809- It’s Just A Location Problem. That’s All.
March 30|-808- Rhymes With A Lot Of Stuff…
March 29|-807- Rhymes With Cat Schmidt Lazy!
March 28|-806- Migranes = Hilarity! Or Not…
March 27|-805- But He Sure Was Great In A Stir-Fry! (special thanks to cartoon #767!)
March 26|-804- Eggy, Leo, & Captain Brownbeard Can Finally Pass As Pirates Now!
March 25|-803- True Story, Part Twenty-Five: The Premiums Are Grizzly!
March 24|-802- Pine Trees Get Sad Too!
March 23|-801- But It Is Friday…
March 22|-800- I Gotta Find A Way To Remove Those Post-Its. : \
March 21|-799- Wait… What? But.. Huh? Uh…?
March 20|-798- I’m Hungry. :(
March 19|-797- I Like Guacamole!
March 18|-796- I’m At WPRK In… Wait, That’s Not Right…
March 17|-795- Happy Saint Patrick’s Day… I Think…
March 16|-794- That Snowman’s A Bastard!
March 15|-793- He Really Likes Shoes.
March 14|-792- The Opening “Diner” Cutscene Is Breathtaking!
March 13|-791- I Take Full Responsibility For This Horrible Rhyme.
March 12|-790- Nine People On Amazon.com Would Agree!
March 11|-789- DST… Not As Harmless As It Seems!
March 10|-788- Can’t NH2CHRCOOH This!
March 9|-787- CLEAN MONITORS ARE RESISTANCE!
March 8|-786- Special Thanks To JK For This Breaking News Scoop!
March 7|-785- They’ll Be Other Strips. :(
March 6|-784- MORE PENGUINS BECAUSE I LIKE PENGUINS!
March 5|-783- An Epson LX-810 To Be Exact!
March 4|-782- Cheap Shot? Yes. But I Have A Headache… And She’s Still Being Stupid.
March 3|-781- Oh… So That Explains It!
March 2|-780- This Never Happens On Nip/Tuck…
March 1|-779- I Don’t Think I Even Get it…
February 28|-778- James Cameron Finds… Stuff.
February 27|-777- Worst Dad Ever… Or… Worst Son Ever…
February 26|-776- This One’s Only Funny To Purist-Nerds/Comicbook Geeks.
February 25|-775- He’s Definitely Not Watching The Oscars…
February 24|-774- I Really Doubt He’s A Muppet…
February 23|-773- DON’T BE A TACO! BE A PENGUIN!
February 22|-772- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY SEVEN: HORRIBLEST PUN EVER… BUT HE’S GOT A HEART OF SILVER…
February 21|-771- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY SIX: PIRATES CAN MAKE HORRIBLE PUNS, TOO!
February 20|-770- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY FIVE: HEEEEEEY, CAN YOU STOP… MAKING THESE CRAPPY PUNS?
February 19|-769- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY FOUR: GRIN AND BEAR IT! (TRUE STORY!)
February 18|-768- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY THREE: HANGMAN’S MOOSE.
February 17|-767- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY TWO: ALBUM LEAKS! SPECIAL THANKS TO TRANK.
February 16|-766- HORRIBLE PUN WEEK! DAY ONE: I WANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOG!
February 15|-765- Spring Can’t Come Soon Enough!
February 14|-764- Happy Valentine’s Day! Here’s An Awful Pun Because You’re All So Special To Me! <3
February 13|-763- The Random History Of Music, Part Seven: Semi-Autobiographical. :(
February 12|-762- The Random History Of Music, Part Six: Stuff Happened After “Roxanne”?
February 11|-761- The Random History Of Music, Part Five: He’s Being Harsh, Sting’s Great… Up Until The 1990s.
February 10|-760- The Random History Of Music, Part Four: Rock Me, I’m A Zombie?
February 9|-759- The Random History Of Music, Part Three: He’s A Robot. No Suprises There.
February 8|-758- The Random History Of Music, Part Two: I Thought It Was Yoko’s Fault…
February 7|-757- The Random History Of Music, Part One: Le Rock Du Shock!
February 6|-756- Trapper John And Hawkeye Have Nothing On This Guy!
February 5|-754- Fletch Theme > Axel F… Discuss!
February 4|-753- PATHOS WEEK II (Special Bonus Day): Shipping Delays Are 95% Responsible For Depression.
February 3|-753- PATHOS WEEK II (Special Bonus Day): Shipping Delays Are 95% Responsible For Depression.
February 2|-752- PATHOS WEEK II: Happy(?) Groundhog’s Day! :(
February 1|-751- PATHOS WEEK II: Wow, The Moon Kinda Sucks.
January 31|-750- PATHOS WEEK II: I Like Drawing Penguins. I Also Like Drawing Polar Bears.
January 30|-749- PATHOS WEEK II: Weirdest. Fad. Ever. OMG SRSLY!1111
January 29|-748- PATHOS WEEK II: Poor Bear. :(
January 28|-747- PATHOS WEEK II: Banana Mouth Is Going To Be Okay!
January 27|-746- PATHOS WEEK II: He Spent 600 Bucks For Nothing. :(
January 26|-745- The Hippopotamus Trilogy Spinoff: I Was A Fan Of Unicorns Until Today. :(
January 25|-744- Part Three Of The Hippopotamus Trilogy!
January 24|-743- Hippopotamus Has So Much Fun Yesterday That He’s Doing Another Strip TODAY!
January 23|-742- Hippopotamus Is A Fun Word. So Is “Horse-River”.
January 22|-741- You Never See This On The Jack Bauer Power Hour… But He’s Bound To Go At Least Once A Season.
January 21|-740- They Also Made A Portable Radio Cry! :(
January 20|-739- OMG! I Have Those Same Kinda Hallucinations Too!
January 19|-738- Questions About Lohan: Volume One
January 18|-737- I Have So Many Of Those.
January 17|-736- Snowi Just Doesn’t Respect Me Anymore. :(
January 16|-735- I Used To Have Neighbors Like This… I Wish I Knew They Were Cosmic Space Entities.
January 15|-734- He Really Needs To Get A New Job…
January 14|-733- I Think I Heard About This On ‘Coast-To-Coast’!
January 13|-732- He’s Not That Creepy. :(
January 12|-731- Took Me That Long To Come Up With That Gag? Wow.
January 11|-730- Minimalist Speech Balloon Theatre!
January 10|-729- The Day That Muttley Didn’t Laugh…
January 9|-728- He Means Well… Wait, He Doesn’t.
January 8|-727- Don’t Ask Me What Happens Next… I’m Just As Puzzled As You Are. :\
January 7|-726- Well, Now That That’s All Cleared Up…
January 6|-725- dRuNk wEeK dAy SEVEN – THIS IS ONE POSSIBLE THEORY!
January 5|-724- DrUnK WeEk DaY SIX – He’s Got A Label On His Junk!
January 4|-723- dRuNk wEeK dAy FIVE – DINOSAURS LIKE RUM, TOO!
January 3|-722- DrUnK WeEk DaY FOUR – He Kinda Got Drunk…
January 2|*721* dRuNk wEeK dAy THREE – Santiago Hits Another One Out Of The Park!
January 1|-720- DrUnK WeEk DaY TWO – I Know People Like This. :(

2006

December 31|-719- dRuNk wEeK dAy ONE – I Make Typos Like That On Aim & Msn. :(
December 30|-718- Sorry Friends… Blame The Weather…
December 29|-717- Birds Hate Fox News… I Love Birds!
December 28|-716- Or… Maybe A Blog?
December 27|-715- XMAS HIJINX PART SEVEN: Well, He Has A Point…
December 26|-714- XMAS HIJINX PART SIX: HAPPY OXEN DAY!
December 25|-713- XMAS HIJINX PART FIVE: Sometimes Santa & Rudolf Lack Good Judgment.
December 24|-712- XMAS HIJINX PART FOUR: But… I Like Socks…
December 23|-711- XMAS HIJINX PART THREE: THIS STRIP CONTAINS MEATS!
December 22|-710- XMAS HIJINX PART TWO: ‘Yuletide Fire’ Sounds So Damn Indie!
December 21|-709- XMAS HIJINX PART ONE: eBay Has It… Along With Those Ties…
December 20|-708- Sammiches Own!
December 19|-707- He Has A Point… I Think…
December 18|-706- eBay Is Not Liable For Faulty Occult-Based-Protection-Attire!
December 17|-705- Now He’s Got Soggy Shoes! :(
December 16|-704- Did I Forget To Draw Something Again?
December 15|-703- Eye Dunno.
December 14|-702- Expect GFO To Be An HPT Reg!
December 13|-701- I’m confused too… but don’t worry, we’ll fix it in “post”!
December 12|-700- See, Snowmen Aren’t Perfect Either!
December 11|-699- He’s Good, But He’s No Gene Krupa!
December 10|-698- I Confuse People All The Time.
December 9|-697- Monsters Are So Silly!
December 8|*696* Don’t Leave Your Legos Unsupervised!
December 7|-695- BREAKING NEWS: FLOWING WATER ON MARS!
December 6|-694- HPT Welcomes Readers From The Rzeczpospolita Polska. Apparently Your Country Likes To Give Hugs…
December 5|-693- Dude, ‘Pathos Week’ Is Over!
December 4|-692- The Coolest Baldwin Is Adam Because He Isn’t Even A Baldwin.
December 3|-691- PATHOS WEEK: BONUS DAY: FEATURING SPECIAL GUESTS: THE WHO!
December 2|-690- PATHOS WEEK: DAY SEVEN: BEST REASON EVER! :(
December 1|-689- PATHOS WEEK: DAY SIX: HIS FAVE KIND OF MUSIC FALLS UNDER THE SADDY-MCANGSTYCORE LABEL… :(
November 30|-688- PATHOS WEEK: DAY FIVE: ARE THEY KOALAS? I DUNNO! BUT THEY SURE ARE SAD! :(
November 29|-687- PATHOS WEEK: DAY FOUR: BUT THAT SONG MAKES ME HAPPY. :(
November 28|-686- PATHOS WEEK: DAY THREE: MY MISCLASSIFIED GENRE CAN BEAT UP YOUR MISCLASSIFIED GENRE! :(
November 27|-685- PATHOS WEEK: DAY TWO: CURSE YOU, WRONG TEMPLATE! :(
November 26|-684- PATHOS WEEK: DAY ONE: BEYOND THE SEA! :(
November 25|-683- Darn Free-Loading Cosmic Space Beings!
November 24|-682- The Judge Pulled A Swerve, He Did!
November 23|-681- I Know People Like This. :) (Part 2: The Minimalist Remix aka You Can’t Even Fit TMV’s ‘Fros On An iPod)
November 22|-680- I Know People Like This. :) (Special Thanks Goes To Aaron!)
November 21|-679- Shape Angst!
November 20|-678- Those Wacky Oil Companies!
November 19|-677- If Tarzan Had A Talk Show In The 70s, He’d Get Into Hijinx Like This…
November 18|-676- Life Summed Up In Three Panels.
November 17|-675- Another Court-Sketch Artist Gag From The Forthcoming Strip Court-Sketch Artist Gags And Other Gags About Court-Sketch Artists.
November 16|-674- You Think His Blackberry Went “Popozao” When He Got That Text Message?
November 15|-673- Burn Him At The Stake… Again!
November 14|-672- The Dog Did The Best He Could, So Don’t Fault Him!
November 13|-671- True Story, Part Twenty-Four: Our Apologies To The ‘House Of Ideas’.
November 12|-670- I Curtain Resist…
November 11|-669- Bears?!?
November 10|-668- Doctors: Solving Medical Problems Everyday!
November 9|-667- A Lot Of People Do!
November 8|-666- Special 666 Cameo Edition.
November 7|-665- They Just Haven’t Found The Right Way To Market It.
November 6|*664* A Guest-Strip Poem By Spewie von Nostril
November 5|-663- He Misses The Wolves.
November 4|-662- Brutal Honesty From The HPT Honesty Clowns!
November 3|-661- Minimalist Earless Elephants = Win
November 2|-660- Yeah, I’m Just As Confused As You Are.
November 1|-659- Maybe Next Year They’ll Get Their Due?
October 31|-658- Happy Halloween, Mr. Ghosty!
October 30|-657- Hey, Mr. Penguin, You’re Doing It, Too!
October 29|-656- Optimism From A Snowman!
October 28|-655- An Undead Parrot Told Him So!
October 27|-654- But I Like Tangerines!
October 26|-653- Even If You’re An Accountant, This Joke Is Horrible.
October 25|-652- File Under ‘Freaky Bunny’ And ‘Poop’.
October 24|-651- I Feel For Both Of Them. :(
October 23|-650- Burn Him At The Stake!
October 22|-649- Pirates Are Fun!
October 21|-648- Some Noteworthy Drama.
October 20|-647- This Comic Has A Lot To Do With Gravitational Acceleration, Orbital Resonance, And Trojan Points.
October 19|-646- But They’re Cuddly And Net-Savvy!
October 18|-645- I Wonder If He Got A Second Bear Free.
October 17|-644- He Gets Paid In Bananas… And Dames.
October 16|-643- Freakin’ Evil Doppelgänger Causing All Kinds Of Hijinks!
October 15|-642- It’s A Drama And A Comedy! With A Lion!
October 14|-641- I Like Wolves. :)
October 13|-640- Well, Maybe Next Time… Whoops.
October 12|-639- Because You Can’t Have Enough references to E.Coli Or Botulism…
October 11|-638- The Issue Finally Gets Addressed!
October 10|-637- Darius Is The One With The Hair.
October 9|-636- And Suitable For Freezing!
October 8|-635- I’m Pretty Sure There’s A Few Toes There Too!
October 7|-634- Seriously! I’m Swearing Off Schnapps!
October 6|-633- Friggin’ Smart Guys Acting All Smart And Stuff!
October 5|-632- Extraterrestrials Like The Tentacles-On Approach To Renovations, Too.
October 4|-631- The Spinach Chronicles Volume Two: The Media
October 3|-630- I Think I Saw It On BME One Time… Or Maybe Not…
October 2|-629- Mine Are Done In Non-Photo Blue.
October 1|-628- Tragic-larious!
September 30|-627- Did Someone Order A Penguin & Polar Bear Gag With A Side Order Of Poodle?
September 29|-626- “Sweeps Week” Is Even Weirder.
September 28|-625- He Also Tried Dating Someone That Looked More Cthulhu-ish, But It Was Too Much Like Being In Hentai.
September 27|-624- Lamest Mob Guy Ever… But He Was Very Stable.
September 26|-623- Not All Talk Radio… Just Most.
September 25|-622- Descriptive Limerick + Topical Humour + Creepy-Looking Sailor = Today’s Cartoon
September 24|-621- He Usually Treats Pretzels.
September 23|-620- I’m Hungry AND Thirsty now.
September 22|-619- Things Soon Got Real Violent… And Messy.
September 21|-618- It’s Located Near The Fallon Moon In The Galaxy Of Corpsing!
September 20|-617- That Crazy Parrot!
September 19|-616- Another Zombie Cartoon? What The Hell, Theo?
September 18|-615- You Can’t Use It For Anything Kitchen-Related… But It Looks So Cool!
September 17|-614- I Played Hooky in History Class.
September 16|-613- Minimalist B&W Angst!
September 15|-612- He’s Now Fine. Everything Is Good. Everyone Is Happy.
September 14|-611- The Grand Medical Mystery Is Solved!
September 13|-610- That Makes Me Sad, Too.
September 12|-609- Shut Up And Drink Your Blood!
September 11|-608- Whatever Floats His Boat…
September 10|-607- Who Does That Penguin Think He Is? Nivek Ogre?
September 9|-606- Lack Of Sleep + Craving For Cake = ?
September 8|-605- I Don’t Get It.. Ooooh… Now I Do.
September 7|-604- This Is For People That Like Groaning.
September 6|-603- Eat Right! Stay Fit!
September 5|-602- Attack its weak point for massive damage!
September 4|-601- Who’s Starring In The 601st Cartoon?
September 3|-600- CBS Digitally Made My Drawing Slimmer! Wtf?
September 2|-599- I Missed Bobo, Too.
September 1|-598- It Has Something To Do With Oceania, Right?
August 31|-597- Karate Ruins Lives!
August 30|-596- Can’t Blame Him For Being Who He Is.
August 29|-595- Eli Roth Directed That One… Or Was It Tobe Hooper?
August 28|-594- The Stars Aren’t Blind… They’re Diseased!
August 27|-593- lowfi pencil sketch week part 7: Ahh… Youth.
August 26|-592- lowfi pencil sketch week part 6: He Sold It To Someone On Ebay As A “Dinner-Sized Glass Serving Tray”
August 25|-591- lowfi pencil sketch week part 5: Aww… Poor Skeleton Person.
August 24|-590- lowfi pencil sketch week part 4: Head On! Apply Directly To Forehead!
August 23|-589- lowfi pencil sketch week part 3: Baring That In Mind, They Still Had A Lot Of Fun.
August 22|-588- lowfi pencil sketch week part 2: Roast Beef For The Win! What?
August 21|-587- lowfi pencil sketch week part 1: I Don’t Think It’s The Hair… I think It’s The Shirt.
August 20|-586- Even Bears Have A Dream.
August 19|-585- This Is A Funnier Version Of An Earlier Joke.
August 18|-584- You Know What? Even I’m Confused. :(
August 17|-583- That’s Not Cool, Helping Hand. That’s Not Cool At All!
August 16|-582- Marker Fumes Are Fun! ^_^
August 15|-581- I Thought It Would Be Haldeman Or Ehrlichman, But I Guess I Was Wrong.
August 14|-580- Would Clapping In Public Get You Arrested?
August 13|-579- That Penguin Needs To Take Basic Home-EC!
August 12|-578- But Thought Balloons Are Private! >:|
August 11|-577- Wow, I Wonder If That’s Part Of Some New RetCon.
August 10|-576- Diamonds Suck!
August 9|-575- They’re Not INTO Leather… They ARE Leather.
August 8|-574- Wonder Woman Had The Same Problem But I Decided Not To Depict That.
August 7|-573- If You Thought It Was Hamburglar, You Were Obviously Wrong.
August 6|-572- His Brothers Would Just Walk All Over Him.
August 5|-571- I Never Want To Turn Into That Guy.
August 4|-570- Three Dimensional Groans.
August 3|-569- Another Heatstroke Inspired Cartoon!
August 2|-568- I Think It Was Penguin… But I’m Really Not sure. :(
August 1|-567- Not Only That, But She’s Biplane!
July 31|-566- Uhhhhgnnn, Here’s Something…
July 30|-565- The Snare Drum Needed To Leave The Venue Because Things Got Real Heated.
July 29|-564- If The Coca-Cola Corporation Starts Using That As An Ad, Let Me Know. Thanks.
July 28|-563- True Story, Part Twenty-Three: “That Place Was So Sketchy It Was Made Of Charcoal And Paper!”
July 27|-562- Pretty Soon, The Kit Will Need Pills.
July 26|-561- Yaaar! Pan & Tilt, You Scurvy Dogs!
July 25|-560- Maybe He’s In Witness Protection?
July 24|-559- He Tried… Got To Give Him Props For That.
July 23|-558- Those Minimalist-Strips Had A Party And Left The Place In A Mess.
July 22|-557- ‘Minimalist-Strips’ Week, PART SEVEN: Poor Mr. Snowman. :(
July 21|-556- ‘Minimalist-Strips’ Week, PART SIX: But I Like Those Kinds Of Musics. :(
July 20|-555- ‘Minimalist-Strips’ Week, PART FIVE: Shameless Nudity!
July 19|-554- ‘Minimalist-Strips’ Week, PART FOUR: “Robot & Teddybear” Are Available For Parties And Funerals.
July 18|-553- ‘Minimalist-Strips’ Week, PART THREE: Bird Flu… It Ruins Dreams.
July 17|-552- ‘Minimalist-Strips’ Week, PART TWO: Aw, I Feel Bad For Those Guys.
July 16|-551- ‘Minimalist-Strips’ Week, PART ONE: If His Eyes Are Sore, Maybe He Needs Glasses?
July 15|-550- I Censored The Fake Name Because A Real Place Actually Has It. Weird.
July 14|-549- I Wanna Crawl In A Fridge, Too.
July 13|-548- See? Now THAT Is An Accomplisment!
July 12|-547- I’m Feeling Crabby Today.
July 11|-546- At Least It Wasn’t Clipart…
July 10|-545- They Call It “Simulations”, But I Call It “A Hunk Of Crap”
July 9|-544- He Named His Doggie T.W.
July 8|-543- That’s Some Potent Cartoon Hooch!
July 7|-542- He Could Have Been A Really Cool Pixel Drawing If He Had The Patience!
July 6|-541- Not That He Never Ate His Own. He Did. Zombies Aren’t Fussy.
July 5|-540- This One Made Me Sad. :(
July 4|-539- Happy Fourth Of July!
July 3|-538- I Like Cartoons About Sentient Donuts.
July 2|-537- Retail Jokes Are Hilarious… or Not!
July 1|-536- Happy Canada Day!
June 30|-535- Those Fish Went To A Bad School. Okay, That Was Horrible. :(
June 29|-534- Weissmuller’s Yell Is Actually A Groan!
June 28|-533- At Least He Knows His Place!
June 27|-532- And They Were Doing So Well For The Longest Time. :(
June 26|-531- Al Gore Invented A Slut!
June 25|-530- There’s An Old, Foreign Documentary About It On Criterion.
June 24|-529- True Story Part Twenty-Two: Did Ancient Crete Have Tech Support?
June 23|-528- It’s Tragic. They Have A Lot In Common. Why Must They Fight? :(
June 22|-527- That Was The 17th Dorothy That Week.
June 21|-526- They Make Horrible Babysitters For Wooden Puppets, Too!
June 20|-525- Something Tells Me I’ll Stick With Foregrounds In The Future.
June 19|-524- Oh, Giant Talking Hotdogs, How I Missed Ye!
June 18|-523- Happy Necktie Day!
June 17|-522- I’m Really Worried About That Guy. : / (See Cartoons 282, 291, 331, 356, & 472 for the ongoing saga!)
June 16|-521- True Story Part Twenty-One: I’m Going To Take All My Pine Trees And Put ‘Em In A Pine Tree Museum.
June 15|-520- And Here Comes The Header!
June 14|-519- Being A Beat-Poet Doesn’t Automatically Make You Cool! (thanks, to Aaron for the premise!)
June 13|-518- True Story Part Twenty: Or… It Could Be Depression!
June 12|-517- The One About Pulleys Is Way Too Kinky To Be Pictured.
June 11|-516- Whenever I Need To Go To The Library, My Cat Hides Under The Bed.
June 10|-515- He Later Asked His Politician Friend, And Well…
June 9|-514- True Story Part Nineteen: What Can I Say? I Prefer Cashews.
June 8|-513- Must Have Damn Good Fajitas If The Penguins Are Travelling That Far Up North.
June 7|-512- She Just Wanted To Fit In. :(
June 6|-511- He’s Got His Mother’s Eyes… Well, His Father’s Hooves At The Very Least.
June 5|-510- The Opinions Of Said Mythical Creatures Do Not Necessarily Reflect Those Of The Artist/Author.
June 4|-509- And I Thought Shedding Was A Hassle…
June 3|-508- True Story Part Eighteen: Vlad’s Body Equals Total Rawr!
June 2|-507- Those Aren’t Tears, It’s Just Rain. :(
June 1|-506- This Strip Needs More Shemp…
May 31|-505- True Story Part Seventeen: Meanwhile… Sherwood Forest Got A Whole Lot Noisier.
May 30|-504- True Story Part Sixteen: Better Than Tofurkey.
May 29|-503- Henry was also to be featured on Superfriends (after the Wendy & Marvin era, but before the Wonder Twins era). *R.I.P. Alex Toth*
May 28|-502- One. Two. Three. Blarrrrrgh!!!. Three.
May 27|-501- Awww… Young Scrapyard Romance.
May 26|-500- The Alan Moore & Grant Morrison Runs Were Especially Mindblowing.
May 25|-499- Trivia Time: They Work On A Different Shift Than The Guys In #434.
May 24|-498- And Their Dog Was Creepy, Too!
May 23|-497- Not Enough Cartoons About Xylophones.
May 22|-496- If He Didn’t Sign A Pre-Nup. She Gets To Keep His Lilipad.
May 21|-495- Lend Me Your Ears! Ok, Can You Hear Me Now?
May 20|-494- It’s What They Do. Don’t Judge. It’s What They Do.
May 19|-493- One Day, The Universe Will Be Renamed The DanBrowniverse, Mark My Words…
May 18|-492- I Won’t Lie, I Just Like Saying Dunkleman.
May 17|-491- True Story Part Fifteen: The Little Bee Eventually Grew Up To Star In #155 (Apologies To Botticelli).
May 16|-490- True Story Part Fourteen: I Like Drawing Pirates… Almost As Much As Bears, Zombies, Hotdogs, And Penguins.
May 15|-489- In Lieu Of A Belated Mother’s Day Comic…
May 14|-488- He’ll Never Be Metrosexual At This Rate.
May 13|-487- Why Do They Keep A Box Of DDT Around Anyway?
May 12|-486- If This Joke Was In The 90s I’d make an “Acoustic” or “Unplugged” reference.
May 11|-485- This Is Like The Earth-Two Version Of #456
May 10|-484- When Your Loved One’s Digital Clock Starts Beeping… Watch Out!
May 9|-483- I Put The “Hur Hur Hur” In HURdling Jokes… Or Not.
May 8|-482- The Other 40 Or 50 Argonauts Are In Another Panel.
May 7|-481- A Week Later His Roomate Asked If He Borrowed His Sunglasses.
May 6|-480- Yea, His Wife Is Nagging Him, But She Means Well. Really.
May 5|-479- I’m Guessing It’s Because Of Hockey.
May 4|-478- Socks Have Feelings Too!
May 3|-477- It Benefits Alien Science AND Alien Self-Esteem!
May 2|-476- In A Perfect World, It’d Be During The Brian Jones Era, But Snowmen Aren’t Fussy.
May 1|-475- You Know, If They Only Have Pepsi, They Should Just Say So.
April 30|-474- He Actually Meant To Say “Stinkin’ Pause”, But He Really Liked Chickens.
April 29|-473- True Story Part Thirteen: Atkins Hated Cops.
April 28|-472- True Story Part Twelve: Now That’s A Real Bright Idea!
April 27|-471- They Later Exchanged Numbers And Shared A Sky Scraper Sundae!
April 26|-470-But So Fluffy!
April 25|-469- They’ll Be No Hanging Up A Beach Towel In That Cell, That’s For Sure.
April 24|-468- I Think Liz Taylor And Dickie Burton Starred In The Warner Bros. Adaptation Of This… Or Maybe Not.
April 23|-467- He’ll Make A Comeback, You’ll See!
April 22|-466- Can’t Argue There. :(
April 21|-465- You Should See What Aronofsky Did to “pi”. One Word… Muppets.
April 20|-464- Oooooh. Okay, I Was Confused For A Second, Too.
April 19|-463- Horsie’s Keeps Calling His Cousin (see #383) About It.
April 18|*462* Jake Gyllenhaal Movies + Netherlands + Easter = Guest Comic
April 17|-461-True Story Part Eleven: Insert STATUE Of Limitations Joke Here.
April 16|-460- Poor Bunny. :(
April 15|-459- I Dunno, I Always Figured Him To Be More Of An “AIFF” Deity.
April 14|-458- I Think The Gospel Of Judas Or The Dead Sea Scrolls Talk About This.
April 13|-457- The Moment You Say You Don’t Have A Problem With Certain Types Of Legumes…
April 12|-456- True Story Part Ten: This One Gave Me A Subscription To Groan Weekly.
April 11|-455- Feng Shui? Wasn’t That A SmashMouth Album?
April 10|-454- I Once Had Ben & Jerry’s And ZZ Top Was In The Chunky Munky.
April 9|-453- Is This Robot Made Of Iron-y?
April 8|-452- Whoa! Awesome, Brah!
April 7|-451- Close Enough… Well, It Vaguely Rhymes, But Still!
April 6|-450- Face It Rundgren, You Hit The Jackpot! Wha?
April 5|-449- Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh Snap! (Update [summer '06]: I Just Found Out Evan Dorkin Had A Similar Gag. Only, Funnier…)
April 4|-448- If There Wasn’t Produce In His Eyes He’d Probably Be Looking In The Yellow Pages For A “Home”.
April 3|-447- I Missed My Last Few… Think I’m Going To Call Tomorrow. : /
April 2|-446- But Do They Have Their Knees?
April 1|-445- Boy, I Bet His Face Is Red…
March 31|-444- It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time… Blame Garry Marshall.
March 30|-443- He Was Also One Of The Least Intimidating Mobsters Ever!
March 29|-442- Aww, The Little Piggy Is So Cute With That Post Apocalyptic Settings Behind Him.
March 28|-441- In My Mind, All Male Clocks Talk Like 1950s Construction Workers.
March 27|-440- He Just Didn’t Want It To Melt, Is That So Bad?
March 26|-439- I’m Soooooooo Heeding.
March 25|-438- I Gotta TiVo That Episode…
March 24|-437- I Do Weird Things When I’m Not Thinking, Too!
March 23|-436- Jack Had An Awful Big Tummy Ache…
March 22|-435- The Robots Kinda Liked It.
March 21|-434- It Sure Beats Copies Of ‘The Da Vinci Code’, We’re Flooded With Those Already.
March 20|-433- He’s A Very Fussy Cow.
March 19|-432- He Just Gets Very Confused When He Drinks. That’s All.
March 18|-431- That Sneaky Magnet!
March 17|-430- He’s Really Hairy.
March 16|-429- It’s The Heels.
March 15|-428- I Want Jet Li To Star In This One. All I Need Is Big Ant Suit.
March 14|-427- I Got Ill Drawing This One.
March 13|-426- This Is Another One Where People Will Go Up To Me And Say, “I Don’t Get It?”… Well, I Don’t Either.
March 12|-425- The Other Chicken Hooked Up With One Of The Bumping Bumper Cars.
March 11|-424- I Love Kittens & Puppies! ^_^
March 10|-423- ‘Lucha Libre’ Cars Are The Way Of The Future!
March 9|-422- If There Was An Olympic Event For Honey Diving He’d So Own.
March 8|-421- But He’s Really Good At Balloon Animals!
March 7|-420- Dude… BitTorrent.
March 6|-419- This Obligatory Oscar ‘Toon Was Sponsored By WTF!
March 5|-418- This One Is For My Local 3.14 Crew.
March 4|-417- You Say Tomato…
March 3|-416- I Hate When They Go All Khlnxkl!
March 2|-415- It Was Class Picture Day. Slappy Thought He Looked Nice.
March 1|-414- Pandas Are Pimps.
February 28|-413- He’s Right.
February 27|-412- What? It’s Not Necessarily A Scat Joke…
February 26|-411- This Is A Digitally Remastered Cartoon From Way Back In ’98!
February 25|-410- True Story Part Nine: He Left His Leather Jacket At Arnold’s.
February 24|-409- Commander Vlraaax Is A Huge Fan Of George Noory And Art Bell. So Am I.
February 23|-408- If You Can Find An Old Pacemaker, Dig Them Out And Try It With Your Nano! It’s Fun!
February 22|-407- He Briefly Joined Up With Bloomfield & Kooper’s ‘Super Session’, But They Replaced Him With Steven Stills.
February 21|-406- Would They Be Called ‘Tofumans’ Or ‘Human Beans (Soy)’?
February 20|-405- He Even Taught Him How To Hiss.
February 19|-404- The Bandage Industry Loves This Guy More
February 18|-403- But Theo, There’s A Lot Of Monsters In That Drawin– Oh!
February 17|-402- And Thus, The Valentine’s Theme Ends Three Days Too Late.
February 16|-401- All The Kings Horses, And All The Kings Men, Couldn’t Appear In This Panel.
February 15|-400- Also, She Didn’t Speak Any English — Just Binary.
February 14|-399- Happy Valentine’s Day — Hope Your Day Isn’t This Tragic!
February 13|-398- I’m Sure There Has To Be At Least One Siamese Chotch In The World.
February 12|-397- The Bandage Industry Loves That Guy.
February 11|-396- This Is My Current Fave.
February 10|-395- Roger Corman Optioned This Cartoon. Edit: Apparently PBS, Too. (see blog)
February 9|-394- It Wasn’t Even Good Bad. It Was Just Bad.
February 8|-393- He Should Get A Good Pair Of Sennheisers! (Dear Sennheiser, Please Send Me Free Stuff!)
February 7|-392- That’s One Suave Plant.
February 6|-391- They Still Played Better Than The Seahawks Did.
February 5|-390- His Spare Is Out Bowling.
February 4|-389- He’s Not A Very Bright Doggy.
February 3|-388- Santiago Gets Full Credit For This One.
February 2|-387- Well, If They’re Having GroundHog’s Day On A Sacred Burial Ground, No Wonder!
February 1|-386- Hey, I Can Scan Stuff Other Than Pages!
January 31|-385- That’s So Not PH Balanced.
January 30|-384- This Was Written On A Pound Note, Pound Note.
January 29|-383- The Horse Asked Me If He Could Come Back In 27 Years For The Remake.
January 28|-382- Folks, These Things Just Happen.
January 27|-381- Well, It Was Nicely Varnished And Stuff.
January 26|-380- I Like Both Balloons.
January 25|-379- Bixler-Zavala And Rodriguez-Lopez Would Make One Heck Of A Progressive Law Office.
January 24|-378- Which Is Odd, Since It Should Only Have Been The Donut.
January 23|-377- No Monkeys Were Ritually Sacrificed To Make This Cartoon — Ok, Only Three…. And They Were Bad. Real Bad.
January 22|-376 – When You Gotta Go… Even Mystic Forces Can Wait. Am I Right?
January 21|-375- Is It An Alien? Or An Inter-Dimensional Being? Only Her Hairdresser Knows For Sure!
January 20|-374- They Once Gave Him Cyborg Anchovies By Mistake.
January 19|-373- Oh, My Beautiful Rip-Tile…
January 18|-372- There’s A Canadian Election Coming Up… So Here’s A Comic About A Right-Wing U.S. New Channel. Wha?
January 17|-371- And Then The Birds Flew Into The Trees, Into The Threes, Into The Trees…
January 16|-370- He Had A Hat But It Flew Away.
January 15|-369- The Non-Corporealness Did Make Changing Reels A Problem.
January 14|-368- No Wonder Fugitives Are So… Sheepish.
January 13|-367- ‘Friday The Thirteenth’ Jokes — Out!
January 12|-366- Happy One Year Birthday, HPT! Get Out A Mirror Kids, We’re Having A Party!
January 11|-365- Hey Now, I Thought This Was A “Single-Panel” Cartoon? What’s The Big Idea?
January 10|-364- I Should Be Decked For Drawing That Hand. *Thanks, Evie*
January 9|-363- Gracias To Santiago The Snowman & Caitie-Cat.
January 8|-362- O’Rly’s Is On The Corner of St. All-Your-Base-Are-Belong-To-Us Drive And You’re-The-Man-Now-Dawg Avenue.
January 7|-361- That’s When Kitty Started To Drink.
January 6|-360- I’m Not Trying To Make Light Of The Situation Either.
January 5|-359- Starfish-Crossed Lovers, Perhaps?
January 4|-358- He Looks Odd With A Bare Face.
January 3|-357- Were-Appliances Are Horrific Creatures… Wait Is A Lamp An Appliance?
January 2|-356- See Cartoons 282, 291, And 331 For Details, True Believer! – Terrific Ted; Your Eager Editor
January 1|-355- Maybe Next Year?

2005

December 31|-354- Your SUVs Made A Penguin Cry Today.
December 30|-353- This One’s For A Kiwi Pal Of Mine With A Goldblum Fetish.
December 29|-352- I Disagree. Creedence Is ALWAYS The Correct Response to ANYTHNG. :)
December 28|-351- But People Love To Sit Behind Him At The Movies Or Concerts.
December 27|-350- Is It Really That Irrational? Poor Guy.
December 26|-349- If You Don’t Know What Boxing Day Is… Well, Now You Know.
December 25|-348- Merry Christmas…I think…
December 24|-347- The Easter Bunny Didn’t Do To Well With Her Either.
December 23|-346- I Thought Donner Was The Director?
December 22|-345- What The Spork!?!
December 21|-344- Maybe We’ll See A Christmas Miracle?
December 20|-343- Wow, That Actually Kind Of Makes Sense…
December 19|-342- Citrus Cops: To Serve & Protect… And Full Of Vitamin C.
December 18|-341- Kids Know A Lot More About The World Than We Think.
December 17|-340- I Know What They Are. Adorable.
December 16|-339- Bastardize A Song Title! Part Seven: Shouldn’t It Be “Am Hate Triangles”?
December 15|-338- Bastardize A Song Title! Part Six: True Story Part Eight! Yes, It Is.
December 14|-337- Bastardize A Song Title! Part Five: What IS Thomas Dolby Doing These Days?
December 13|-336- Bastardize A Song Title! Part Four: Every Girl’s Crazy About Them Coz They’re Soooo Friggin’ Cute!
December 12|-335- Bastardize A Song Title! Part Three: Is That The ’86 Version Or The Original.
December 11|-334- Bastardize A Song Title! Part Two: Robert Smith Needs To Write More Sea Shanties.
December 10|-333- Bastardize A Song Title! Part One: Let’s Laugh At Morrissey!
December 9|-332- “Hey Kevin, It Looks Like Keith Richards Is On The Beach” “Ho, Ho, Ho, Awww… Jay! You’re Terrible!”
December 8|-331- Juan Really Liked Soup.
December 7|-330- True Story Part Seven: Beany Also Ended Up Getting Blacklisted.
December 6|-329- It’s A Scary World We Live In… Which Is Why This ‘Toon Is Extra Tall!
December 5|-328- Have I Mentioned That I Really Like Puppets?
December 4|-327- For Some Reason Ovaltown Is Very Triangular… And Tasty!
December 3|-326- He Wasn’t A City-Boy Anyway.
December 2|-325- If You Have A Boss Like That, Just Quit Now, Because There’s Not A Filter Around That Can Help You.
December 1|-324- At Least It Wasn’t For Rock & Roll…
November 30|-323- Would He Have To File His Head And Become A Guitar Pick?
November 29|-322- And Thus HPT Thanketh Mikre For Pre-Deluge Speak, So Sayeth I. HPT Thanketh Jules, For “Pre-Deluge” Term, So Sayeth I.
November 28|-321- Those PriceGuides Mark Up Newborns Way High.
November 27|-320- Fergie Has Lumps In Her Head. Her Head. Her Head. Her Head.
November 26|-319- This Makes Up For Not Having One For The Canadian Thanksgiving… Right?
November 25|-318- Yea, I’m Trying To Figure Out This One, Too.
November 24|-317- Not Only Am I Hopping On This Bandwagon, But I Am Also Stealing Its Wagon-Wheels.
November 23|-316- Germs And Bacteria Are Lousy At Finding Good Real Estate.
November 22|-315- This One Made Me Sad, I Think I’ll Unplug Mine For Awhile.
November 21|-314- Oh Snap! When Did This Become A Garfield Comic?
November 20|-313- I Have A Headache Tonight, Too. How Quaint!
November 19|-312- Larry Promised Him A Spot Without Telling Me, And I Had An Opening Anyway, So…
November 18|-311- He Hears A Billion Of Those Kind Of Lines.
November 17|-310- I’m Pretty Sure That Don McLean’s Song Isn’t About An Obscure Canadian Breakfast Cereal.
November 16|-309- Everybody Sing! “The Rorschach Is A Little Old Test Where We Can Get Together…” Wha?
November 15|-308- I Hope It’s Not Bird Flu. :\
November 14|-307- Another ClipArt Joke? Huzzah!
November 13|-306- Mush! Mush!
November 12|-305- Yes, It’s True. No, There Isn’t A Typo.
November 11|-304- Also, His Father Is An Insulin Shot That Was Full Of ZuZu’s Petals?
November 10|*303* He’s Not Related To The Pirate From Yesterday.
November 9|-302- I Got A Book About Pirates For My Birthday, So Expect A Lot Of These. :)
November 8|-301- Cat Wanted A Psychology One.
November 7|-300- I Think I Saw This On An Episode Of ‘Unsolved Mysteries’… Happy 300!
November 6|-299- He Gets Away With It because He’s So Sweet.
November 5|-298- Happy Birthday, Anyway?
November 4|-297- It’s Okay To Be A Scared Sandwich.
November 3|-296- He May Be A Big Planetoid, But He Ain’t Too Bright.
November 2|-295- And He Claimed He Loved The Snow!
November 1|-294- I’m Sorry, Mr. C. M. Schultz… R.I.P.
October 31|-293- Happy Friggin’ Halloween!
October 30|292- He Should Do The Time Warp And Ask For A Pre-Nup.
October 29|-291- That Fickle Ball Of Fire Strikes Again!
October 28|-290- It Happened The Other Day And The Weatherman Kept Quiet.
October 27|-289- Aww, But he’s So Fluffy, Rusty, And Cute And Stuff…
October 26|-288- Valhalla, I Am Freezing!
October 25|-287- True Story Part Six: He’d Take Her Out In The Day, Because He Worked The Knight Shift! Boom-Tish!
October 24|-286- I Came Up With This Idea In Grade 9 Biology Class About A Billion Years Ago.
October 23|-285- I Wanted To Get Neal Adams To Draw This But He Doesn’t Return My Calls. LOLZ!
October 22|-284- This Is Wrong On So Many Levels… ps. Don’t Sue.
October 21|-283- So THAT’s What Happened To My Scanner!
October 20|-282- That Fickle Ball Of Fire.
October 19|-281- I Can’t Sew Properly Either. :(
October 18|-280- Sometimes The Puns In This Cartoon Are Really Horrible. This One Is No Exception.
October 17|-279- True Story Part Five: Osiris Was Supposed To Play The Snooty Maitre D’ But He Had A Prior Engagement.
October 16|-278- The Pipe Confuses Me Too, But Hey, That’s The Wolfman For You.
October 15|-277- They Bite Back. Lolz!
October 14|-276- Un Chien An D’Allusion.
October 13|-275- Or A Joker? Or A Smoker? Or A Midnight Toker? Or A Maurice?
October 12|-274- I Like Drawing Rock People And/Or Things.
October 11|-273- Man, I Think First Clown Gave Hamlet Some Bad Info.
October 10|-272- Coz’ He Looks Like A B-Ball! Haha… yeah…
October 9|271- Why Doesn’t He Just Stay Inside? :(
October 8|-270- I Wondered Why It Was Late… See #246 for Details!
October 7|-269- The Background’s For The JIM STERANKO Fans Out There.
October 6|-268- True Story Part Four: ‘The Coasters’ Wrote A Song About This… Wait… Not Really.
October 5|-267- True Story Part Three: He’s Too Hot For His Own Good… Er, Bad.
October 4|-266- He Also Like Long Walks In The Park — Even If It’s Too Dark — And Knocking Garbage Cans Over.
October 3|-265- Don’t Worry, He Needs To Brush, Floss, And Recycle… And All Is Well.
October 2|-264- Oh, Close Enough. It’s Like Splitting Hares.
October 1|-263- Hey, Sometimes An Egg Is Just An Egg.
September 30|-262- Umm… Yea… Kinda?
September 29|-261- Aww. Looks Like I Fell Alsleep There… Wait… How Did I Upload It?
September 28|-260- True Story Part Two: A Font Time In The Old West
September 27|-259- I Wish I Had An Umlaut.
September 26|-258- Previous To This Incident, Swäkk Had An Odd Encounter With A Moron & His Roadkill.
September 25|-257- Or Is It The Right To Arm Bears?
September 24|-256- I’m Like The Anti-Snopes.
September 23|-255- That Cult Never Runs Out Of Ink.
September 22|-254- They’re Creepy & They’re Zesty…
September 21|-253- It’s Not Blueberry Jam Either.
September 20|-252- Wow, I Didn’t Even Know He Was In This Comic — DAVE GROHL Is Everywhere!
September 19|251- Don’t Mind Him, He’s Very Sheltered.
September 18|-250- I Don’t Even Want To Know What This One Is About…
September 17|-249- Tragic On So Many Levels… Or Something…
September 16|-248- Still, There’s No Denying Khan’s Charm. *Thanks, Tim!*
September 15|-247- Oh God, I’m Doing TECH Jokes Now. :(
September 14|-246- He’s Got Roughly 54 Left…
September 13|-245- Why Must They Be So Self-Aware? :(
September 12|244- It’s Like Narnia Or Oz Or Wonderland… Or Something… (Thanks, Ash & Clamdigger)
September 11|-243- He Just Doesn’t Understand. :(
September 10|242- It Was Something About Monopoly Board Game Pieces Or Socialism… I Forget.
September 9|-241- I Think This Happened To Jay Garrick, Too. Hook Up Your TiVo To A ‘Cosmic-Treadmill’ and You’ll See.
September 8|-240- Bear Cubs Can Be Quite A Handful.
September 7|-239- But You Aren’t An Imaginary Dinosaur. So Check For Bulging Cans And Throw Them Out!
September 6|-238- Yeah… That’s It… Yeah… Uh… Seriously, We Do Need More Circus Freak Excercise Programs.
September 5|-237- And Now You Know! Go To Your Local Library To Learn More!
September 4|-236- But Is That A Bad Thing?
September 3|-235- He Does LOVE eyepatches. Go fig!
September 2|-234- If This Happens In That HBO ‘Rome’ Series, I’m Like Sooo Suing.
September 1|-233- True Story Part One: My Brother Takes Full Responsibility For This One.
August 31|-232- This Type Of Thing Never Happened To The Justice League… Well, Maybe Pre-Crisis.
August 30|-231- It’s Near Orion’s Belt And That Dog Thingie… I Think.
August 29|-230- Isn’t That An Old Hank Williams Tune?
August 28|-229- There Was Also A Giant Squid In This One, But He Called In Sick.
August 27|-228- How He Got Hired As A Session Guy Is Extremely Fishy.
August 26|-227- This Cartoon Was Co-Drawn By Lefty McLefterski.
August 25|-226- I’M NOT ATTACKING EITHER OF ‘EM, I’M JUST SAYING…
August 24|-225- Or ‘Whinginess’ For Those Other Folk That… Wait, Are Either Even Really A Word To Begin With?
August 23|-224- Read Our Yummy Gags Before I Varnish?
August 22|-223- Ooo Eee, Ooo Ah Ah, Ting Tang, Lolza Lolza Bing Bang!
August 21|-222- Ewe Got To Be Kidding Me.
August 20|-221- Did You Know His Name ISN’T Simon? And If It Was I’d Get A Chalk-Lawsuit?
August 19|-220- Quick, Get Me The Number Of The Local Weatherman, I Got A Scoop!
August 18|-219- He Obviously Doesn’t Use A Mac, True Believer; It’s ‘Command’ Instead of ‘Ctrl’. Excelsior! (-your editor)
August 17|-218- Photoshop Crashed 3 Or 4 Times Just To Type Up One Lame Furry Joke.
August 16|-217- Didn’t Think You’d See Conan Up Close In The Flesh, Eh?
August 15|-216- Coming Soon… ‘Hastily Put Together’ Jeans & Cologne.
August 14|-215- Drama, Suspense, And Good Eating!
August 13|-214- Oh Nos! He’s Going To Spoil His Appetite! Well, At Least He Reads This Comic… LAFFO!
August 12|-213- It’s A Unicorn.
August 11|-212- I Need A HairCut… And A BrainJab.
August 10|-211- May Or May Not Be Based On Actual Events.
August 9|-210- Hmm… Everything Seems To Be… Oh, Wait A Minute…
August 8|-209- And Now I Have That Bassline Stuck In My Head…
August 7|-208- ‘Coz Not Everyone Follows The Correct Procedure For A Yellow Light…
August 6|-207- Just Google ‘French Fries’, ‘Cheese Curds’, And ‘Gravy’.
August 5|-206- Isn’t There A Tom Waits Song Like That? Did Tom Ride This Bus?
August 4|-205- The Box Of Lolz Weighs A Tonne.
August 3|-204- EVERYONE NEEDS A DREAM! Even If You Need To Lie To Make It Happen…
August 2|-203- Insert Some Clever Metaphor For The Cattle & Fashion Industry.
August 1|-202- About Five People (And ‘WEIRD’ Al) Will Appreciate This One… Maybe A SKYNYRD Fan Will Chuckle, But Then Again, That’s Probably Just The Pot…
July 31|-201- THAT’S SHOWBIZ… ALWAYS TOUGH TO KETCHUP.
July 30|-200- COMIC NUMBER 200 AND IT’S SET TO THE TUNE OF FREEBIRD… WHOOO?
July 29|-199- Good Thing, Too… ‘Coz ‘Gator Excorcisms Can Be Quite Hectic.
July 28|-198- Their Train Enterprise Is On Hold…
July 27|-197- He Was A Special Dog!
July 26|-196- But… Which One’s Bongo?
July 25|-195- They’re Friggin’ Heavy, Man.
July 24|-194- Unless Someone Makes A Robot Out Of Coconuts!
July 23|-193- Bonus Fact: Souls Taste Crunchy!
July 22|-192- Imagine What A Meccano Set Would Do?
July 21|-191- He’s A Stylish Bird At That!
July 20|-190- Poor Hallucinations. :(
July 19|-189- Yeah, The Claim It’s An Urban Legend… But I Heard Some Weird Stuff Over The Years… Thanks, Cat!
July 18|-188- Home? I Have No Home. Hunted… Despised… Living Like A… Snowman?
July 17|-187- You Should See His Thermos.
July 16|-186- I Can Explain This One… Just Give Me 5 More Minutes…
July 15|-185- Besides, He Wanted Squirrel.
July 14|-184- I’d Like To Enroll In Said Course.
July 13|-183- Amoeba They’ll Go Very Far!
July 12|-182- Maybe It Was His Raison D’être!
July 11|-181- Upon Viewing An Early Sketch Of This Cartoon, My Good Friend Ckurt Said: “He looks like Dr. Phil + Kingpin + Col. Sanders.” So Darn True.
July 10|-180- Morgan Freeman Really Is In Everything Nowadays… I Think He’s Even On Some Dave Grohl Records.
July 9|-179- It’s Like People Just Forgot All About Them.
July 8|-178- Milton Really Needs To Change Schools.
July 7|-177- Penguins Just Love Making Friends!
July 6|-176- Charles Boyer Probably Has His Hand In This, Too.
July 5|-175- *Phew*… That’s A Relief… Hey, Wait A Second…
July 4|-174- Happy 4th Of July To My American Pals. Here’s A Cartoon About The Movies With A Lame Pun!
July 3|-173- This One’s For Zombie Jeph Jacques. ps. Thanks For Not Dying.
July 2|-172- He Really Likes His Soup.
July 1|-171- Happy Birthday, Canada! The Lamp Throws Me Off Too.
June 30|-170- Let’s Just Not Judge.
June 29|-169- I’m Confused Too. :(
June 28|-168- Just Say… Whoa… Is This Hand Made?
June 27|-167- Well, At Least He’ll Be On TV… Somewhere…
June 26|-166- It’s Not Like He’s A Bad Mechanic Either.
June 25|-165- It’s Fashionable In Cold Weather, Or Hot Weather… But Never Lukewarm!
June 24|-164- He Didn’t Last Very Long.
June 23|-163- Happens To Me ALL The Time.
June 22|-162- Armageddon Will Be A Little Late This Year…
June 21|-161- I’m Pretty Sure NIN Still Keeps One Around Somewhere; Only For Emergencies, Of Course.
June 20|-160- Well, He Still Looks Cool.
June 19|-159- Problematic Prankster Pachyderms!
June 18|-158- “Haunted Meadow” Could Very Well Be A New HPT Spin-Off.
June 17|-157- Creepiness Always Wins… Er, Loses.
June 16|-156- This Is Hilarious If You’re A Dog, A Jazz Enthusiast, And/Or A Reader Of Those New Yorker Cartoons…
June 15|-155- Poor Little Corporate Drone, If He Only Knew. :(
June 14|-154- At Least They Gave Us Something Great.
June 13|-153- The Only Member Of ‘The Little Rascals’ To Be Cursed BEFORE Being A ‘Little Rascal’.
June 12|-152- It Was A Very, Very, Very Different Ending.
June 11|-151- How To Completely Destroy A Billion Dollar Industry.
June 10|-150- Back To The Personals!
June 9|-149- I’m Not Lion Either.
June 8|-148- I Can’t Follow A Tiger Strip With A Cheetah Strip, So…
June 7|-147- Aren’t Too Many Comics About Bloodletting, Are There?
June 6|-146- “Honey, You Do Always Complain About The Cold Weather…”
June 5|-145- We All Need Our Hobbies.
June 4|-144- I’m Adding Pine-ies As Another Internet And/Or Cult Following Sub-Culture.
June 3|-143- Bill Cosby Does Not Endorse This Comic.
June 2|-142- Ice Cream Makes Things Happen.
June 1|-141- As Soon As I Can Get Him Out Of There, I’ll Write Him A Funny Gag… I Promise.
May 31|-140- Insert Lesser Number For The Creationists Out There…
May 30|-139- PITH HELMETS ARE SO SNEAKY
May 29|-138- On The Subject Of Frontmen, He’d Make An Awesome Frontman If He Wasn’t So Shy.
May 28|-137- Meanwhile, The Guitarist Goes Unnoticed And He’s The Real Heart Of The Band.
May 27|-136- Let Thee Without Melted Bird-Face Fetish…
May 26|-135- The 1920s… What A Kooky Time.
May 25|-134- If You Thought Games Were Long As Is…
May 24|-133- Being Hungry Clouds Common Sense.
May 23|-132- Hey, At Least She Tried, Right?
May 22|-131- This Comic Needs More Walruses.
May 21|-130- I Don’t Want To Tell Him. :(
May 20|-129- This Cartoon Was Conceived In A Bar. *Shock*
May 19|-128- Whether They’re Ducks, Geese, Or Chickens, Birds In General Really Lack Wallstreet Skills.
May 18|-127- What He Lacks In “HaHaHa” He Makes Up For In “Grr, Argh”.
May 17|-126- Can’t Have Enough Mummy Gags… Or Sugar Crips.
May 16|-125- Sigh… Impulse Buys.
May 15|-124- It’s Friggin’ Mid-May And it Got Cold All Of A Sudden.
May 14|-123- They’ve Either Forgotten Or It’s Something New To Them All Together.
May 13|-122- Even Monsters/Demons Need To Look Spiffy!
May 12|-121- I’m Upchuckin’ It!
May 11|-120- ‘The Dresden Dolls’ Need More Songs About The Samurai, Am I Right?
May 10|-119- This Is The Last Joke About Bananas For A While. I Promise.
May 9|-118- You Need To Think A Bit About This One.
May 8|-117- Don’t Worry, She Caught On… Eventually.
May 7|-116- The Texas Climate Didn’t Help Much Either…
May 6|-115- I Don’t Even Want To Know How Many Of Those Are Mine.
May 5|-114- Ground Control To Major Ownage.
May 4|-113- He Also Had Gas.
May 3|-111- Imelda Marcos Beware.
May 2|-112- I Don’t Know Much About Doctor Stuff… But A Cybernetic Boot Doesn’t Seem That Pertinent.
May 1|-110- Jeorgio In The Sky With Bicycle.
April 30|-109- Wait A Minute…
April 29|-108- Candy-Testing = Not Good.
April 28|-107- Or Maybe… Actually, What Ever Happened To Rubik?
April 27|-106- If You’re From Aussieland, Please Confirm.
April 26|-105- [with_goth]
April 25|-104- I Had A Jacket Like That… It Was Green… Minus The Zombies.
April 24|-103- I Never Really Got Into The Floyd…
April 23|-102- If Only I Could Use This Excuse.
April 22|-101- At Least He Has A Funny Story For The Water Cooler.
April 21|-100- Strip Number 100 = Another Reference To One Of My Fave Bands… Who Knew?
April 20|-099- This Comic Owes Its Caption To Jägermeister… Jägermeister, Helping The Rewriting Process Since 2005.
April 19|-098- Rudyard Kipling I Am Not!
April 18|-097- I <3 Tim Burton.
April 17|-096- Day Two Of Hot Dog People And Their Craaaaaaaazy Antics.
April 16|-095- I Worry About Him Sometimes.
April 15|-094- Sometimes, Flowers Have Bad Days Too.
April 14|-093- He’ll Be Changing His Mind After A Few Months.
April 13|-092- It Makes Him Happy.
April 12|-091- Sometimes You Don’t Have A Choice.
April 11|-090- Kids Can Be So Cruel. Tee Hee.
April 10|-089- In Mother Russia, Webcomic Reads You!
April 9|-088- It’s A No-Brainer. Aliens Don’t Get Those Channels In “Back Home”.
April 8|-087- The Creepiness Factor Of “Tool Music Videos” And “David Lynch Movies” Combined Equals A New Level Of Creepy That Can’t Be Measured!
April 7|-086- I Was Afraid Of Posting This Due To Real-Life Copycats. If That Happens, Blame Manson Instead.
April 6|-085- Or Maybe It’s From That New Shampoo She’s Been Using?
April 5|-084- They Really Need To Do A Better Job Of Screening Their Lab Assistants.
April 4|-083- Take Heed, French-Canadian Lumberjacks! Take Heed!
April 3|-082- I Can’t Draw Them As Cute As Dorkin Can, But Really Now, Who Else Can?
April 2|-081- Bottle… Ghost. Bottle… Ghost. Bottle… Ghost…
April 1|-080- Turtles Can Be An Audiophile’s Best Friend.
March 31|-079- Cats Do Weird Stuff.
March 30|-078- Not Only That, But They Only Had Change In Canadian Quarters.
March 29|-077- Being A Cartoonist Means You Can Draw Comics About Pirates.
March 28|-076- That Stuff Never Happened In ‘Pogo’, I Don’t Think…
March 27|-075- I Hate Getting Crappy Gifts, Too.
March 26|-074- This Pun Is So Awful That I Apologize.
March 25|-073- Please Don’t Tell Him He’s Wrong, And It’s Really A Webcomic.
March 24|-072- I Like Crows!
March 23|-071- He Tries, You Got To Give Him That Much. He Isn’t Even Speaking Eagle Properly. :(
March 22|-070- Pharaohs Named “Lollerskates”, “Lolz”, And “LMAOOMG!!1111ONE” Also Went Through This, But On A Much Lesser Scale.
March 21|-069- Even Deities Like A Good Bargain Every Now And Then.
March 20|-068- Will You Bite The Amp That Feedsback On You?
March 19|-067- ‘House’ And ‘ER’ Never Deal With These Kind Of Medical Emergencies.
March 18|-066- When I Was Little I Wanted To Do This. Really.
March 17|-065- Oh, You Think It Makes No Sense Now, But Just You Wait.
March 16|-064- This Is Why You Should Always Have A Copy Of ‘The Old Farmer’s Almanac’ Lying Around.
March 15|-063- You Get To Write Today’s Title, But Only If You Fit In The Word “Pandemonium” Somehow.
March 14|-062- Now Fritz Feels Less Unique.
March 13|-061- New Zealand Just Got Noisier… But Boy, Does It Rock.
March 12|-060- Ceci N’est Pas Un Webcomic!
March 11|-059- That’s How Things Work In The Sea Kingdom.
March 10|-058- If The Major US Networks Can Get Back To Me, Great.. If Not… Hellllllo, CBC!
March 9|-057- Or Not…
March 8|-056- Like… A Tie?
March 7|-055- What About MTV2?
March 6|-054- I Thought You Had To Mail-Away For Those.
March 5|-053- Even Puppets Get The Blues.
March 4|-052- I Just Like Drawing Bears. :(
March 3|-051- Yea, I Don’t Know How That Happens Either.
March 2|-050- Maybe It Was The Clown Nose?
March 1|-049- I Wanted To Say “Peculiar Percussion”, But I Ran Out Of Space.
February 28|-048- This Cartoon Will Get 293,966 Hits From Iceland Today. Really.
February 27|-047- Poltergeists Love ‘Mashed Potatoes’… Wait, That’s Aliens.
February 26|-046- Flicka Still Tried, But No One Could Read What He Wrote.
February 25|-045- That Reminds Me, An Ex Of Mine Still Has One Of My Hats.
February 24|-044- Yeah, Paris is Weeeeeeeeeeeeird.
February 23|-043- Forever Forced To Use Cell Phones When On The Road.
February 22|-042- I’m Sure They Can Work Something Out In The End, They’re Very Friendly Down To Earth Rodents.
February 21|-041- That Still Counts, Right?
February 20|-040- If You Find A Bear That Needs Help, Give It A Hug… Or Some Meds.
February 19|-039- Pterodactyls Equal Win… In ANY Form.
February 18|-038- I Don’t Even Want To Think About Alternate Uses of Floss (aka Comedy “With Toothbrush” Option).
February 17|-037- I Collect Puppets Too!
February 16|-036- Some People Like Shoes, Some People Like Shades.
February 15|-035- In Fact, Lon Chaney, Jr. Almost Played Him.
February 14|-034- A-1 Makes Lousy Holy Water.
February 13|-033- If You Should Ever See A Menacing Alien Robot, Just Stop And Politely Ask Its Purpose.
February 12|-032- A Hungry Rabbit Can Do Many Things.
February 11|-031- It’s Never Too Late To Turn Things Around… Even For A Dog.
February 10|-030- Why You Should Always Remember To Feed Your Fish.
February 9|-029- Not Even Clicking Your Heels Will Get You Out Of Feces Cleanup Duty.
February 8|-028- But Is It Salable?
February 7|-027- It Just Sounds Better.
February 6|-026- That Explains Where All The Silverware Keeps Going.
February 5|-025- It Was Either That Or ‘Prince-tachio Of Darkness’.
February 4|-024- Where Was Bing When We Needed Him?
February 3|-023- Either Way, He Had A Cool Hat.
February 2|-022- Maybe He Was A Little Paranoid, Is That So Wrong?
February 1|-021- C.M. Coolidge Didn’t Care For Introverts Much.
January 31|-020- Luddites Always Get A Bad Rap.
January 30|-019- My Computer’s Calendar Thought It Was 1981.
January 29|-018- Canines Need To Learn How To Conquer Geometry, And This Is Why…
January 28|-017- They Must Have Clashed At One Point, Right?
January 27|-016- Was It Rebellion? Or Boredom? You Decide!
January 26|-015- C’est L’Amour…
January 25|-014- No, I Don’t Think That’s It…
January 24|-013- Okay, It Is An Awkward Situation, But He Still Shouldn’t Take His Work For Granite.
January 23|-012- So, This Isn’t Going To Be On The Test, Right?
January 22|-011- Sometimes… You Just Know.
January 21|-010- Well, It’s One Theory.
January 20|-009- This Is One Of The Reasons Why Banana Suits Don’t Sell Very Well.
January 19|-008- Yeah, He Could Look It Up Online, But It’s Just Not The Same Thing.
January 18|-007- Maybe It Could Be A Plumber?
January 17|-006- Watch Them Blame Scarlet Fever On This One, Too!
January 16|-005- And Then When You Factor In Daylight Savings Time…
January 15|-004- Bad Handwriting Is Actually The Blame For A Lot Of Things
January 14|-003- Good Thing He Didn’t Buy The Gold-Plated RCA Cables Yet.
January 13|-002- You Know, It Could Have Been His Moustache…
January 12|-001- Frank Miller’s Favourite Kind Of Penguins